Functional Idiots Podcast

You want some crazy. with a side of lunacy? Then boy howdy do we have the episode for you! In this 22nd episode, you will hear about a nude cruise, balls out bowling, more pain in the ass car repairs, pornstar birthdays, more oddball addictions and so much more. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 

My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR5xfvP7mZ8 

In this rambunctious episode, we talk about dumb customers, eating raw meats and dudes in the nude. Also, pornstar birthdays and drinking a little something something to help freshen breath, skin, and to feel more alive. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

My Strange Addiction Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcTDWJ4FT0o 

In this loaded episode, you will hear about Dillon's recent trip to Chicago, just to get laid. Sticking watch batteries where they don't belong, a sausage fight in Florida, along with pornstar birthdays, and the reimagined version of What Are You So Mad About? and much more. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Probably one of our best episode yet! In our glorious return after a 2 week absence, we talk about why we missed the last 2 weeks, along with the the struggles of using dating apps. A new format of What Are You So Mad About? hopefully to more entertain the masses. Trucker Thoughts makes a return with some hard hitting questions, and the always funny Pornstars Birthdays is here to make sure your weekends are busy. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Ready to laugh your ass off? Good! Because this episode is a certified banger. From debating over what the best cereals are, to Dillon's addiction to a video game, which leads to us coming up with the best porn movie name in history. You will also hear us talk about a Florida man calling in a threat, a Detroit man wanting to join the mile high club, Lake Superior State's banned words of 2024, the state of Mississippi being a pain in the ass, and so much more. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

In this episode, we discuss our unpopular opinions, along with the many changes in football coaches. Dillon is on the hotseat for trivia. What Are You So Mad About makes a return after, and the ever hilarious real life GTA server never disappoints. Enjoy!

In this glorious episode, we talk about how dumb the Oklahoma Toll Road system is, and Dillon's co-worker buying and drinking breast milk. We also have some Trucker Thoughts to help give you an extra laugh, along with trivia, the Dumbassery Report, and of course, Pornstar Birthdays. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Happy New Year! Welcome to 2024 and episode 15 of the Functional Idiots Podcast! In this episode, Dillon is on the hot seat for trivia, we give our thoughts on GMOs in food, along with the marketing of organic foods. Am I The Asshole makes a return after a significant hiatus, and the ever popular Pornstar Birthdays is here to wrap things up. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Merry Christmas everyone! In this episode, Dillon goes on a tirade about people using public restrooms. Also, 5-Cent Advice makes a return, and a we also go over some fantastic reviews that people have left on things. I make a fool out of myself changing my trucks spark plugs, and yes, we still did pornstar birthdays. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Scorpions - Bonnie Grace

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Hello everybody! In this episode of Functional Idiots Podcast, What Are You So Mad About makes a return, as well as Pornstar Birthdays, and Master-Debaters. We also reworked some segments with some different names to reflect the shows new name, and we hope you enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Scorpions - Bonnie Grace

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow