This week, John and Niki are joined by the wonderful Ben Pack to discuss this week's fascinating, funny, and sometimes confusing Nintendo Direct!

• The strange (reported) rollout plan for Switch 2
• Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
• Eternal Life of Goldman
• Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream
• Rhythm Heaven Groove
• Marvel Cosmic Invasion
• Nintendo Virtual Game Cards (?????)

Also discussed:

• Cristiano Ronaldo joining Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves
• Tencent & Ubisoft creating a new subsidiary to house certain IP
• Avowed
• R.E.P.O.
• All Systems Dance
• Assassin's Creed Shadows

The crew also answers your burning HIVE QUESTIONS like we do each and every week!