Gallant Says

I really do have the world's worst apartment. Plus, I'm proudly appropriating Cinco De Mayo today. Are you? What have YOU been appropriating recently? Plus, Kyrie Irving has an interesting interpretation of the word "martyr", Jose Altuve accidentally smacked his nuts, and there's far too many non-stories about Elon Musk right now.

It's May the fourth, so naturally I spent most of the show discussing random Star Wars takes. Plus, is it a bad thing to have too many "choir boys" in the NFL? Also, what constitutes being dirty in the NBA? And I wrapped the show up talking about the guy who tried to assault Dave Chappelle...not to mention how we've learned nothing from the pandemic.

I opened up today's episode talking about a badass sports owner who isn't afraid to admit he made a mistake. He's a rarity in a world of beggar billionaires who need government handouts to build brand new stadiums every 20 years. Plus, I'm no Ryan Tannehill fan, but he's not obligated to be a mentor to his new teammate Malik Willis...right? And to wrap things up, my uncultured ass took a look at the Met Gala.

Why are people so confident in ANY opinion that they have about the NFL Draft? Especially when so many end up wrong? Plus, Pete Carroll trolled Seahawks fans in the draft, DeAndre Hopkins was popped for PEDs, a very mediocre football player asked for a trade request (which was actually granted), & Wendy Byrde actually might not be the worst Byrde on Ozark.

I opened the show discussing the biggest event of last night's draft: the A.J. Brown trade. What are the Titans thinking? Plus, I weighed in on the Texans drafting Derek Stingley and Kenyon Green, plus the Seahawks FINALLY taking a tackle. And Russell Wilson is back to being cringe at press conferences...

From Thursday's show on Twitch (Twitch.TV/GallantSays): I weigh in on the Seattle sports topic that's unified the whole city, talk about my love of sports fundamentals, Mike Tyson on a plane, and Johnny Depp's poop encounter.

From Wednesday's LIVE Twitch Show (Twitch.TV/GallantSays): I debated whether or not its worth it for Houston to trade for Deebo Samuel AND talked about a potential duel - the fighting kind - in baseball.

From today's show on Twitch (Twitch.TV/GallantSays): The Browns are officially acknowledging Deshaun Watson, and it has me feeling bad for whoever is running their social media (1:01). Remember Ben McAdoo? He's back in the headlines for embarrassing himself. Again (3:08). I don't know if the USFL is going to work, but the reality TV show they're putting on is awesome. Because of that show, we learned that player was cut...because he wanted pizza instead of chicken salad? (7:27) Denver Nuggets C Nikola Jokic got upset over an ass pat Monday night, which had me wondering how butt slaps became a thing in sports. (16:27) And Tik Tok "influencers" went through "hell" at an event they compared to Fyre Fest. They shouldn't have, and boy...is that generation soft. (25:55)

From Monday's show, live EXCLUSIVELY on Twitch (Twitch.TV/GallantSays): Watching the Astros & Mariners - my 2 baseball lovers - fight each other this weekend? It wasn't fun. (0:30) I'm not panicking about the Astros bats...at least yet. But I'm annoyed by the casual indifference to their major struggles at the plate to open the year (3:10) and baseball fans who think it's too early to weigh in on anything we've seen thus far (8:46). Plus, I think I like Kyrie Irving now? And I'm a Celtics fans. What's wrong with me? (12:42). I overreacted to a Texans' social media post...at least in my mind on Friday (24:34). Also, why are people so mad about Elon Musk trying to buy twitter? (28:50) And does anyone understand why and how decisions are made about face masks? (34:21)

From Thursday night's show, LIVE exclusively on Twitch (Twitch.TV/GallantSays): I've covered the Astros. I've covered the Mariners. Am I allowed to root for both? Plus, Kyler Murray is playing hardball [again] with the Cardinals, Baker Mayfield thinks he may be a Seahawk, and the Seahawks believe they'll be fine in a post Wilson/Wagner world because of "culture." And to wrap it all up, Paul tries to figure out what the hell happened in a soccer fight!