GameHounds

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Yes, this is an Arnold Schwarzenegger thing.

 

The big burly men of GameHounds, Holy Goalie and Nick Dinicola, and the burly girl, Edie Sellers, bring you introspection of hording and discuss the obsessive-compulsive disorders afflicting members of the GameHounds staff.

 

It's a show full of ups and downs, laughs and tears. It's a heartwarming feast for the heart.

 

Chicken soup for the gamer's soul. If gamers had souls.

 

Enjoy.

Ah, Mr. Goalie Goes to Vegas. It's a classic starting Jimmy Stewart as a young, upcoming gaming podcaster who goes to Las Vegas and finds a stripper stored in the box spring of his bed. Oh, not a dead one. She's alive. And boy is she pissed. He then murders a turkey, rips its face off, strips naked, and uses it as a mask. And because it's Vegas — the place where the incredible is ordinary — no one questions the fact of a six-foot-tall turkey walking down Fremont Street demanding bourbon and hot dogs. Hilarity ensues. But, before we start the show, our preview — the amuse-bouche — is the latest episode of GameHounds Podcast, where Mr. Goalie is joined by his trusty sidekicks GamerEdie Sellers and Nick "Alsop Live" Dinicola, where they discuss gaming news coming from the Las Vegas Consumer Electronics Show, the sale of Harmonix, and other fun stuff. Enjoy.

Ah, yes. Once again, a long hiatus ending in a slightly outdated show. But the nice thing about the end of the year, there's so many games coming out, you don't really miss much by hearing a show recorded before Christmas. Holy Goalie stands down this show, feeling under the weather, so Nick Dinicola and Edie Sellers are joined by Chris Salazar from the site. And we chat up the gaming news and releases, information coming out of the VGAs, and much chatting about the abuse of virtual children. So, what else is new?

Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean we can't have a little Valentine's Day goin' on. There's some bumpin', grindin', and general sheet mussin' in this episode, when Edie Sellers and Nick Dinicola decide to do the forbidden dance, while Holy Goalie watches. You think we're kidding. We're not. We're being very alarmingly literal. When they're not sweating up the kitchen table (because that's where all the cool kids eventually end up doing it, right?) they talk about news. Check it out. But seriously... who knew that the Kracken was a beast with two backs?

What joke is so wrong, you ask? Well, you'll just have to listen. Or you should have been there for movie night. This week, Edie Sellers, Holy Goalie, and Nick Dinicola have finshed digesting and talk about the latest news in the video-game industry. And they make a lot of inappropriate, insensitive, irresponsible jokes. Actually, it's just the same joke — over and over. Enjoy.

This sounds dirty. It's not. Trust me.

 

This week, Holy Goalie, Edie Sellers, and Nick Dinicola chat up about the week in news. Admittedly, it's LAST week in gaming news, but there it is. Whatchagonnado?

Gran Turismo 5 due in stores November 24.

Kinect costs about $56 to manufacture, or so says a website that broke it down and priced it out.

Harmonix is on the auction block, or so says parent company Activision.

Call of Duty Black Ops doesn't just break — it destroys — all sales records.

Black Friday on the way.

Enjoy.

It's freakin' November everyone. And this first episode of the eleventh month brings you Holy Goalie, Edie Sellers and Nick Dinicola chatting up the news from the week, as well as reviews of Fable 3 and Rock Band 3. It's freakin' awesome. News topics include:

The Kinect hit store shelves, despite mixed reviews.

The Kinect launch means a new Xbox 360 dashboard, released also to very mixed reviews.

Call of Duty: Black Ops releases, and it comes with a host of crazy tie-in marketing.

Happy Freakin' November, everyone!

Yeah, we know. That's a week old. We explained our techincal situation, didn't we? Anyway, rather than let you wait for yet another week to pass, we decided that it's better late than never. In this pre-November episode (please keep that in mind) Edie Sellers and Holy Goalie discuss:

Schwarzenegger v. ESA is heading to the bigs and will decide if we get treated like movie buffs or like porn addicts

Kinect got out into the wild a bit early — much to the dismay of a few

You Don't Know Jack will come to consoles. Squeee!

Borderlands level cap is re-thunk.

Notorious jackass Justin May gets a sentence of 18 months without Xbox Live, plus some other stuff

Engadget reveals photos of Playstation Phone

Enjoy.

In retrospect, we should have named this episode "La Resistance Est Morte." Yes, the great Halo revolt is over. One side won, the other side conceded. And we get to hear it happen this week when Holy Goalie admits to co-host Edie Sellers and all of you how he buckled and finally purchased Halo: Reach. Stop giggling. It's not nice. When he's not being cowed by his defeat, Goalie and Edie discuss:

We name our winner of a Hydrophobia code.

Electronic Arts backs off of naming the Taliban in Medal of Honor.

will try to sell you a Wii.

Panasonic enters the mobile market with .

Left 4 Dead 2 is now available for the Mac.

Rock Band 3 keyboard bundle for the Playstation 3

Xbox Live is offering monster deals on Gold renewals.

Microsoft says it will sell 4 million Kinects this year.

Jackalopes and new outfits head to Red Dead Redemption.

LittleBigPlanet2 gets a LittleBigDelay.

Enjoy.

Smell that? It's home-baked podcast. Fresh out of the oven and waiting for you. So good, you'll lick your MP3 player when you're done. This week, Edie Sellers and Holy Goalie chat up last week's news, including:

GameHounds has its own app in the iTunes store! For $1.99 you can get your podcast update and support the podcast. !

The Estrocast is now . And monthly. Of course.

Blockbuster files for .

Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock's Rush songs are locked.

Kinect's first big star, Milo,

Holy Goalie has a "Dont ask, don't tell" policy.

Study reveals only

Playstation 3's latest firmware update

Medal of Honor PC beta opens October 4.

Dead Space 2's beta codes for PS3 are out.

Battle vs. Chess officially delayed.

Steel Battalion gets a sequel — for the Kinect.

And of course, you're usual emails, thank yous, shout outs and a voice mail from an old friend. Enjoy.