Games Witticism is ostensibly a podcast where some dudes attempt to say smart things about recent video games and wax philosophic about the culture surrounding them. Sometimes, though, it's just about calzones.

After a strangely rectal-obsessed intro segment, we get down to business dissing Skyrim, puzzling out how the Splinter Cell franchise has gotten to where it is and singing Witcher 2's praises. The ending music for this episode is "Sage of Confession" by Brandon Strader.

E3 is over, and boy do we have a lot to say about it (mostly how psyched we are for everything Nintendo is doing). But before we get to that, Bob tells us about the mobile game Wayward Souls, and I try to convince my cohosts that Wolfenstein: The New Order is actually really good. No, seriously. I swear.

You thought Games Witticism was dead, didn't you? Well, it was. But Speed, Olivaw and I resurrected with with dark majyyks. On this first episode of the All-New Games Witticism, Olivaw and I attempt to explain the overarching plot of the Drakengard franchise, Speed and Olivaw obsess over Hearthstone like the giant nerds they are, and we discuss our E3 hopes and predictions.