Garage Logic

We’ve got more on Chauntyll Allen, the worst school board member in America. If you thought school boards couldn’t get any more detached from reality, Allen keeps raising the bar in spectacular fashion. Then we head to Kentucky for the most underwhelming Independence Day event in recorded history: the grand opening of a time capsule buried in 1976… that contained absolutely nothing. Zero. Zilch... The perfect metaphor for 2026. The New Minnesota State Trooper logo is better than the Fraud flag but still a loss. 

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Minneapolis City Council Member Aisha Chughtai announces her job is just too difficult, so she’s taking a full month-long leave to treat her mental health struggles. Because nothing says “public service” like deciding the council gig is overwhelming and stepping away for a rigorous outpatient program while the taxpayers keep the lights on.

Then there’s St. Paul School Board Clerk Chauntyll Allen, whose classy comments suggesting dog walkers should let their pups desecrate “white Christian cemeteries” and “piss on the white corpses” instead of using sacred indigenous land have drawn exactly zero response so far from the school board. Still crickets. Common sense is apparently on vacation.

Johnny Heidt rolls in with the guitar news, as always, while the crew sifts through the rest of the day’s nonsense with the usual blend of gumption, cigars, and zero tolerance for nonsense.

Common sense prevails in Gumption County. Grab a cold one and join us.

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Fresh off the 4th of July, Joe and Pat are ready to score.

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Scientists impress, an affectionate couple has success, Kennedy and Epstein are a mess. 

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St Paul School Board member Chauntyll Allen advise dog owners to have their dogs pee on white Christians. After months of hard work, the Mpls city council finally delivered a vote to create bathhouses and sex venues in the city. Johnny Heidt with guitar news.

Heard On The show:

University of Minnesota approves 3.8% tuition hike amid millions in budget cuts

State Rep. Elliott Engen pleads not guilty to charges in DWI arrest

Venezuelans race to find survivors, foreign rescuers join search as frustration mounts

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That magical time of the year where we celebrate Bobby Bonilla Day!!!!!

Bobby Bonilla receives a check for $1,193,248.20 from the Mets today, something he’s been cashing in on every July 1st from 2011 through 2035. He has not played a game since the year 2001.

Reuvers is officially in love with Sophie Cunningham.

The WNBA has the second biggest selling jersey in basketball.

Happy 50th wedding anniversary to Grandpa and Grandma Reuvers.

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New featured Star Tribune columnist Pat Garofalo in studio for the mayor today. Johnny Heidt with guitar news.

Heard On The Show:

Voting equipment company formerly known as Dominion drops lawsuit against Mike Lindell

Stillwater boy spends 4 days in hospital after ingesting grill brush bristle

Powerful twin earthquakes hammer Venezuela, killing at least 188

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Here's hoping the "Summer Breeze" makes you feel fine, and does a funky number on your mind. By the way, this show is best enjoyed while cleaning up the evening slop.

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Tom Hauser in for the mayor today in GL. Johnny Heidt with guitar news.

Heard On The Show:

Minneapolis police chief search: Frey outlines 16-week process to replace O’Hara

7 Minnesota providers among 455 charged in nationwide $6.5B ‘health care fraud takedown’

Trump cancels signing of bipartisan housing bill, demanding voter ID provision

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In this raw and deeply personal episode of the Crabby Coffee Podcast, Jay opens up about his unexpected battle with Lyme disease. From the first confusing symptoms to the relentless pain that’s upended his daily life, Jay shares the real, unfiltered story of his journey so far — the frustration, the uncertainty, the sleepless nights, and the small victories along the way.

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