It’s the final countdown, folks. We’ll see you on the other side. But what does that mean, exactly? We’re breaking down what next week could look like, as well as Garbage Gate, the meltdown at The Washington Post, and Nerds Gummy Clusters. Wretch on!

Time Stamps:

9:00 Front Page

54:44 Obsessions

59:44 Favorite Items

Show Notes:

The Washington Post: Will TV viewers trust network election calls? Chris Stirewalt hopes so. 

The Washington Post: Did Biden call Trump supporters ‘garbage’? It comes down to an apostrophe.

AP News: AP sources: White House altered record of Biden’s ‘garbage’ remarks despite stenographer concerns 

Fox News: Trump sues CBS News for $10 billion alleging 'deceptive doctoring' of Harris' '60 Minutes' interview 

The New York Times: Why the Right Thinks Trump Is Running Away With the Race 

The Washington Post: ‘Like it or not’: In one quote, Trump distills the 2024 gender gap 

The Washington Post: Opinion | Jeff Bezos: The hard truth: Americans don’t trust the news media

Semafor: Bezos celebrated in Europe with Katy Perry as Post crisis began 

Semafor: Washington Post pays to boost stories critical of Trump as subscribers flee 

The Free Beacon: EXCLUSIVE: WaPo Opinion Editor David Shipley Blames Bezos for Endorsement Drama, Tells Staff They Can Quit as Distraught Journalists Slam Bezos for 'Conflict of Interest' and 'Thumb on the Scale' 

The Wall Street Journal: America’s Newest Hit Candy Is Gummy, Crunchy and Printing Money

The New York Times: This $350 Oura Ring 4 Tracks Your Sleep. Is It Worth the Splurge? 

New York Post: Facebook execs suppressed Hunter Biden laptop scandal to curry favor with Biden-Harris admin: bombshell report

Slate: Election 2024 polls: Could Jill Stein tip the election to Trump? It’s complicated.

The New York Times: Opinion | Donald Trump Is Bored 

The Wall Street Journal: From Internet Sensation to Overexposed Child Star? Moo Deng Fans Can’t Get Enough