Garry has noticed that antiquated technology that's trying to make a comeback seems to congregate in the same place. Meanwhile, when Donald Trump is sworn in as President, he'll have a brand new limousine to get him from Point A to Point B. Plus, just because the world wasn't dealing with enough problems, there's a new Super Bug in India.

A 30-something Seattle man has been banned from his local Starbucks for passing a note to the teenage barista asking her out. Meanwhile, a woman has been living in the airport in Singapore for over eight years. Plus, a new billboard campaign has a new way to convince people to quit smoking.

A giant sequoia in California has become the Harambe of 2017 after it fell in a storm. Meanwhile, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un thinks he has come up with a way to attract more tourists to his country. Plus, some ne'er do wells have come up with a new use for marbles.

A prison in Virginia is using prisoners to train service dogs. The prisoners get a little money and companionship, and the community gets a valuable service. Meanwhile, Queen Elizabeth may be in some serious health troubles. Plus, the make up industry has decided to start selling products to the other half of the population.

There is some insane stuff coming out of Japan these days, including a new device that can help couples of who have been separated by a great distance. Meanwhile, Garry may have come up with a new use for America's empty shopping malls. Plus, something that you probably have very close to you right now is completely covered in germs.

A Canadian man punched a cougar in the face after the animal attacked his pet dog. Meanwhile, a funny and sad viral video out of Australia shows when can happy if you don't secure your car to the deck on a ferry. Plus, the Arnold Schwarzenegger re-boot of The Apprentice has started, which means everyone was waiting to see what Arnold's catchphrase would be.

There's going to be a solar eclipse in August that will be visible to almost the entire continental United States. It's the first time in 99 years so many people have been able to see it. Meanwhile, a potential new law in Los Angeles would ban people from hanging around playgrounds if they don't have children. Plus, a woman has decided to make some extra money selling positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist.

It's the week between Christmas and New Years, which means that even though Garry is working, everyone else in media has the week off and the people on the B-team filling in are plotting how to overthrow them. The entertainment world was rocked again as Debbie Reynolds died just a day after her daughter Carrie Fisher passed away. Plus, somewhere along the line the epidemic of creepy clown sightings ended as quickly as it started.

A woman tried to rob a bank with a fake mustache, but couldn't afford a "real" fake one, so she drew one on her face. Meanwhile, there were a series of "Mall Brawls" throughout the country. Plus, a story involving a seal may be the first indication that the animal uprising has finally started.

Garry has found yet another example of animals treating each other better than humans. Meanwhile, an Indiana woman found an unwelcome surprise in a box of cookies. Plus, a teacher decided to go to pretty extreme measures to make their class lessons exciting and relate-able to the kids.