The Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour will be a commando edition of the show, that’s no scheduled guests but plenty of nonsense and yappetizers. Of course, (and Garry LITERALLY loves it when folks say, “of course”) you are invited bring along any favorite age-appropriate lubricants for reasonable consumption in your safe place.

The Webb Telescope continues to find things scientists never expected, and Garry continues to be unimpressed. Be sure to tune into the GarrForce Live Cocktail Hour this evening at 6pm ET!

A Japanese zoo worker dressed in a bear costume to help practice for an escape. Meanwhile, Australia desperately needs to update their database for sperm donors. Plus, if you see Cookie Monster on the pier in Santa Cruz, look out.

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A prisoner in Bolivia tried to escape from prison by dressing up as a sheep. Meanwhile, the Winnie the Pooh-themed horror movie is doing surprisingly well now that it’s been released. Plus, a teacher in New Jersey is in hot water thanks to some creative use of the overhead projector.

Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to "Merchandise" on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me [email protected] or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!

A comment on Leave It To Beaver gave Garry some PTSD about his experience swimming as a kid. Be sure to tune into the GarrForce Live Cocktail Hour this evening at 6pm ET!

The military and the White House are still trying to figure out what the UFO’s they shot down over the weekend actually were. Meanwhile, a woman in Florida was arrested for stripping down and bathing in a library parking lot. Plus, a fast food employee was shot by a customer upset by their drink size.

Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to "Merchandise" on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me [email protected] or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!

Comedian Marc Maron may have inadvertently uncovered proof of the afterlife. Meanwhile, a new survey looked at what people are hoping to get from their significant other on Valentine’s Day. Plus, the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile is not immune from the rise in crime nationwide.

Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to "Merchandise" on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me [email protected] or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!

Russia has come up with a unique way to compensate women who are widowed thanks to the war in Ukraine. Be sure to tune into the GarrForce Live Cocktail Hour this evening at 6pm ET!