A manager at Olive Garden is looking for work after he demanded proof from employees calling in sick. Meanwhile, a woman in Ireland learned getting your eyes tattooed isn’t a great idea. Plus, it’s a buyers market for dinosaur bones.

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Yappetizers and nonsense ahead on a commando edition with of The Garry Meier Show Cocktail Hour LIVE. For those new to the show, commando in this context means a show without scheduled guests.

In the wake of the Britney Griner story, Garry has some tips for people who decide to travel abroad. Be sure to tune into the GarrForce Live Cocktail Hour this evening at 6pm ET!

There’s a kerfuffle at Good Morning America after it came out two of their hosts were having an affair together. Meanwhile, everyone who isn’t talking about the GMA story is talking about the murder in Idaho. Plus, you have some extra time to get a Real ID.

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A North Carolina woman won $1 million in the lottery when she stopped for gas after the “Low Fuel” light came on in her car. Meanwhile, a woman in China had to have a kidney removed because of a rough massage. Plus, the Tampa police chief is in hot water after an incident with a golf cart.

Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to "Merchandise" on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me [email protected] or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!

Your digital mimosa, featuring complimentary yappetizers, nonsense, and virtual birthday cake. RSVPs aren’t required, but this is your invitation to bring along whatever appropriate lubricant you like to consume responsibly.

The Garry Meier Show seems to be having an impact on pop culture, specifically Jeopardy. Be sure to tune into the GarrForce Live Cocktail Hour this evening at 6pm ET!

A woman in England is generating controversy over her habit of giving her Christmas tree a bath before putting it up. Meanwhile, Hawaii is dealing with a volcanic eruption. Plus, it would be a good idea for men to get it on more frequently.

Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to "Merchandise" on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me [email protected] or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!

Black Friday went gangbusters, which might mean nature is healing from the pandemic. Meanwhile, Budweiser has a backup plan after they haven’t been able to sell beer at the World Cup. Plus, a man fell overboard from a cruise ship and was actually found alive 15 hours later.

Garrforce t-shirts and coffee mugs are now available by going to "Merchandise" on the website. Your purchase of these items is what keeps the podcast going. Plus, you can always email me [email protected] or leave a text or voicemail at 773-888-2157 Thank you in advance!

Official GarrForce Bartender Jenna Duddleston climbs aboard to mix up her recommended cocktail of the month. You’re invited to bring along whatever appropriate lubricant you like to consume responsibly in your favorite streaming spot. Complimentary yappetizers and nonsense will be served.