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Every other month the infamous bisexual/lesbian internet discourse is reignited by one of the very few famous sapphic celebrities that are out, who ultimately ends up disappointing the community. It’s a cycle that never ends, from Fletcher, to Jojo Siwa, to now King Princess.

With the bisexuals and lesbians at each other’s throats over the latest scandal, I wonder, is King Princess really a lesbian or is she just afraid of being bi? To answer this question, I of course must bring in some lesbians, from one of my favorite podcasts: But I'm a Lesbian! We talk about how this discourse started, the implications of the controversy, and most importantly: we don't fight!

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You may be thinking: wow, these Encore tracks are so one dimensional and there’s no deeper meaning. I’m here to tell you, you’re wrong. At least, let me prove to you that you are. There’s something much grander happening here, and Taylor Swift, as a Mastermind, is currently weaving her own life into a gothic murder mystery, inspired by some of the greatest pieces of literature, including Jane Eyre and Rebecca.

Who are the characters you ask? She plays all of them. Even, the killer husband. And guess what? Who you trust as the narrator, is about to change…

This episode, I’m HEAVY DUTY unpacking The Encore of The Life of a Showgirl, and pitching you my theory. I think I may have solved it??? This is an episode you’re not going to want to miss. Lock in everyone!

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HAPPY SEASON 5 Y'ALL WELCOME BACK!

In this season kickoff episode, we remember Dolly Parton for all she was and all she did. But, her legacy as the country music queen was not random. No, Dolly Parton, the opposite of a dumb blonde, used performance art, humor, and the art of drag to create a character so larger than life and iconic, that America didn't even realize how radical she really was.

This episode, we're unpacking Dolly's secret to success: drag.

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Suddenly you look around and Halsey is gone, the emo aesthetic has vanished, and there are no 'girlies going out on the town' anthems to be found... Lately it's been a lot of: barbie doll, pink, my man, my man, my man. What the hell happened ladies?

I'm investigating the 1950s transformation that swept up female pop stars in the last few years and why all their rebrands are looking pretty similar. Olivia Dean, Sabrina Carpenter, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo I'm looking at you!

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Congratulations Mrs. and Mr. Swift on the fabulous show, sorry, wedding of the decade! Yes, I am entertained. Their Manhattan wedding loudly proclaimed to the whole city/world their married news (in lavender, I add), yet we still have no real pictures or video of this exciting occasion.

So far the details leaked are: Lena Dunham said something gay, Karlie Kloss went, love is love... oh wait why is all of the news out of this wedding so gay!!! This episode, I cover literally all of it and investigate the bigger show.

Let me convince you to wait for the encore...

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HAPPY PRIDE! For this special Pride ep, I’m digging into some of the best gay pop culture moments of our time that continue to haunt me. We’re talking: fake coming outs, celebrity sex rumors, & Satanism allegations! Buckle up, enjoy :)

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Happy Pride to us! In the cinematic universe of Taylor Swift, big things are happening, and it looks like Gaylors are on top: Karlie Kloss attending the Tayvis wedding?! MSG being the ceremony location?! A new song that somehow is gayer the more you listen to it?! Oh my!

In this episode, I'm unpacking Taylor's new song through lyrical analysis and presenting my theories/predictions on what this all means and what's about to happen. Will she start a record label? Will this wedding even happen? What about Debut? Let me know if you agree with my theories :)

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Taylor Swift is on the yellow brick road of her career, and she's about to get to her final destination: TS13. Taylor is in her active era, and the last time we've spotted her out and about this much was over 10 years ago. But this is not for nothing. There is something bubbling under the surface. This is Taylor Easter-Egging her biggest era yet: the project that will reframe her career and celebrity-dom forever.

This episode, I'm dissecting all of the 2026 TS outings, outfits, and Easter Eggs leading to an imminent TS13/Karma release. Walk down this yellow brick road with me!

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Medieval lesbian nuns??? It's my Catholic sapphic Super Bowl! Yen from the Cherry Letter Club joins the pod this week to share three incredible and historically accurate stories of sapphic nuns during the medieval times. Not only do we have evidence that these women were queer, but we have their real writings: and gasp! they're erotic and romantic as hell! History nerds you're going to like this ep.

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Lights, music...apathy? Why did the artists DELIVER this year at Coachella, yet the crowd was frighteningly quiet? We saw some powerhouse performances and guests brought onto stage only to be met by seemingly bored influencers with their phones in the air. Is Coachella dying? Or is Weekend 2 the real concert that's actually thriving?

This episode, I recap 2026 Coachella and theorize about the future of the festival and the divide created by the influencer economy. I of course deliver my hot takes on all the major performances, including Sabrina, Justin, Katseye, Addison & more!

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