Swifties widely accept the idea that the muses of Midnights and TTPD are Joe Alwyn & Matty Healy respectively. Hailey explores the controversial theory that these assumptions are all wrong. What if the songs about London actually reference Taylor Swift's "friend" Zoë Kravitz, who spent COVID quarantined in London with Taylor? And what if all the lyrics about a tattooed cinephile drug user, are actually about Zoë, who matches that description as well?This week, Hailey analyzes the lyrics and the entire timeline of Taylor & Zoë's friendship to get to the truth.

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It's time for us to come together for the Gaylor State of the Union.

What is the state of Gaylor? After the Superbowl, Taylor Swift has had minimal appearances. She hasn't posted an Instagram post since the last night of the Eras Tour, she's only had 2 pap pics (neither showing her face) and she rejected the invite to show up at the I Heart Radio Music Awards. Is Taylor Swift ghosting the fans??

Hailey calls the Gaylor State of the Union along with this week's guest, Sidney Baker-Green, to gather our community and make some sense out of the Taylor Swift content drought. They talk about what her I Heart video acceptance speech could mean, give their predictions on what album is next, and chat about the current state of the Gaylor community.

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On the heels of the latest Love Is Blind season, the internet is buzzing about the impact of social issues (specifically LGBTQ+ rights) on reality TV relationships. The controversies beg the questions: What is break-up worthy when it comes to politics? How are queer conversations and contestants treated on dating shows? Who was wrong: Sara or Ben? And what kind of representation does the LGBTQ+ community want on TV?

Hailey answers all those questions and more on this week's episode. She digs into queer representation on The Bachelor Franchise, Love Is Blind, The Ultimatum, I Kissed A Girl, and more.

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The girlies TOOK OVER pop music the last couple of years and arguably, the Summer of 2024 was for the girls. With the Barbie movie still lingering, the Eras Tour in full swing, and Brat Summer fully taking over, feminism seemed like it was at an all time high. But did we have a real cultural shift, or was it just for show? Does Pop Girlie Culture have a little problem... of racism?

Hailey questions the real impact of the pop girlie takeover, and digs into the racism and misogyny that seems to have resurfaced after Beyonce took home Album of the Year at the 2025 Grammys.

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"Don't speculate on sexuality" is a phrase we hear CONSTANTLY on the internet these days, and Hailey's here to tell you the opposite advice: not only is it ok, but you SHOULD.

Hailey dives into the queer theory that supports "speculating," and explains how speculating on sexuality is not the same as outing. If you're stuck in an internet argument, you're in luck, cuz this episode gives you the tools you need to win, or at least, know you're right on the inside.

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This year's Super Bowl has the internet talking, but it's not about what we predicted... Taylor Swift performing at the halftime show? nope. The Chiefs winning? nope.  A Tayvis engagement? nope...

We were blessed with a huge Easter Egg, this time from the NFL's hottest og undercover couple, Travis Kelce & his true WAG, Ross Travis: aka Tross (the new Kaylor)

In this episode, Hailey attempts to piece together the Tross romantic timeline, talks Travis Kelce's beards, digs into the NFL's homophobia, and questions if Travis Kelce's whole family is actually in on the whole scheme.

These two are MESSY! The now infamous legal battle between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni over their movie, It Ends With Us, is anything but straight forward. This week, Hailey breaks down the entire timeline of the drama, reading text messages, evidence & giving her own two cents on the feud. And OF COURSE she covers how Taylor Swift somehow was dragged into their mess.

(Hailey's opinions are all her own. All words, actions, or statements referenced in this episode are alleged.)

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Ever wondered which famous women of Hollywood are secretly gay?? In this continuation episode of Secret Gay Men of Hollywood (S1 Ep9), Hailey spills some secret Hollywood tea. She lays out all the proof that Sandra Bullock, Alicia Keys, Cate Blanchett, Jessica Biel, and of course Drew Barrymore are secretly, or not so secretly, gay.

From Alicia Keys writing the most glaringly obvious gay song, to Jessica Biel's secret masc lover, Hailey uncovers some juicy secrets.

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Have you ever considered that Sabrina Carpenter, America's pop princess, might actually be a carpent muncher TM (aka bi)? Well Hailey has considered it A LOT.

In the final episode of gasp! Season 1 (oh my god), Hailey dives into alll the evidence that Sabrina Carpenter is actually gay. She talks about her alleged romance with Rowan Blanchard, the possibility Barry was all PR, and of course Sabrina's very own Kissgate: the Taste music video.

Happy Holidays everyone! I cannot believe Season 1 is already wrapping, thank you so much to everyone that listened and made this pod a reality :) I cannot wait to spill even SWEETER tea with you all in Season 2 coming very soon... aka January!