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Wow. Just wow. Taylor Swift announced that her new album, TS12, will be called The Life of a Showgirl! With fans around the world rushing to find Easter Eggs in her announcement posts, one thing seems obvious (even to Tayvis stans distracted by The New Heights podcast): that Taylor Swift is embodying Ophelia on the album cover.

Will her fate, or rather, the showgirl version of herself’s fate, end up just like Ophelia’s? What if Taylor is BOTH Ophelia AND Hamlet in her story? And what if these connections don’t end at Hamlet…this episode, Hailey uncovers a whole new meaning to the statement: “Taylor Swift is the modern day Shakespeare.” 

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Join my Patreon for bonus content HEREIt's all over social media, the news, and for some reason the President's desk: it's the American Eagle X Sydney Sweeney "Genes" Gate. The ad campaign generated a wave of backlash due to undertones of eugenics and misogyny. But this isn't Sydney Sweeney's first brush with the threat of cancelation...This episode, Hailey (your host) tackles this monster of a controversy and explores why MAGA has taken Sweeney under their wing. She also talks Sweeney's previous controversies, from her selling her own bathwater, to a MAGA-themed birthday party.HAPPY SEASON 3 GASPERS!!!

Sabrina Carpenter is the latest celebrity this month to have a scandal! What in the pop culture! She came under fire this week for her new album's, "Man's Best Friend," cover that many fans have criticized for misogynistic themes. With her fans split on their reaction to the artwork, discourse regarding choice feminism, purity culture, and women's sexuality has taken over the internet.

On this week's episode, Hailey takes this controversy head on, providing some hot takes that some may not want to hear...

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It’s Pride, and what does that mean? It means the bisexuals and lesbians are fighting. Again. Last week, almost as if TRYING to increase the tensions, Fletcher, the famously sapphic singer, “came out” as having a boyfriend by dropping her song, "Boy"–much to the aghast of fans and sapphics alike. Lesbians have called out Fletcher for her “trad-wife” marketing and poorly timed announcement, while bisexuals have called out lesbians for their reaction, saying it’s biphobic.

This week Hailey is joined by her close friend, Fletcher superfan, and fellow sapphic, Lexi, to weigh in on all of the controversy.

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She's free!!! Taylor Swift announced HUGE news last week: that she has finally bought back her masters. Now, for the first time in her entire career… she owns all her work. As exciting and game-changing as this news is, it also means that the long-anticipated Taylor’s Version of Reputation will not happen.

In this week's episode, Hailey celebrates (and also digests) this news and investigates what Taylor might do now as a free woman: release Karma? re-do her sparkling summer? perhaps even come out??

Also happy Pride everyone!

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JoJo Siwa is back on the front burner of media attention, this time, not because of another lesbian scandal or chaotic music video, but because of a…rumored boyfriend? After appearing on Celebrity Big Brother, JoJo now faces cheating allegations. She changed her label to queer, broke up with her partner, and is rumored to be dating fellow contestant, Chris Hughes. And the straights seem to be delighted.

This week, Hailey digs into the whole controversy and explores why the gays are mad and why the straights couldn’t be happier about this "new Joelle."

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Clutch your florals, because Blake Lively did WHAT to Taylor Swift?? This week, Hailey breaks down the latest shocking claims that Blake Lively threatened best friend Taylor Swift.

In this follow up episode of blake lively & justin baldoni feud: the full timeline, Hailey unpacks the most gasp-worthy claims of all: that Blake Lively threatened and blackmailed Taylor Swift. Hailey catches viewers up with the latest in the legal drama, digs into how the hell Taylor is involved, and explores what this could mean for new music and her friendships.

(All actions or statements referenced in this episode are alleged claims)

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Taylor Swift released “Clara Bow” as the final song on her latest album’s anthology, The Tortured Poet’s Department. From a brief google search, you can learn that Clara Bow was a Hollywood megastar, known as the original “it girl” during the champagne-drenched golden era of the 1920s. But, Clara Bow was also a bisexual icon… that part is often erased by the history books. Is this the larger reason as to why Taylor uses Clara as inspiration? Does Taylor see herself as a Clara Bow reincarnated? Hailey digs into the life, career, & queerness of Clara Bow, and highlights the eerily similar connections between the modern it girl's (Taylor Swift) art and life to the original it girl's (Clara Bow).

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This week, Hailey shares her full story of how she realized she was bisexual, from childhood, to the catalyst moment that changed everything. If you're questioning your sexuality or think you may not be as straight as you've thought your whole life, stay tuned...this message is for you (you could be bi)! Join my Patreon for bonus content HERE!My merch is 20% off HERE!