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Well, this one's a bit of a buzzer-beater (Basketball reference, teehee!) but we TOLD you we'd get you one premium episode per month!! This week, we're setting aside our SWERF tendencies and embracing our new bestie TUCKER WILDE, Dallas's premiere bona fide gay porno starlet! It's a sexy little pillow fight you DON'T want to miss. 

 

This month's game involves us doing our absolute best to rank the Drag Race girls of history-- we do a lot of them but God it was hard not to get distracted. We talk about the secrets of OnlyFans, therapy, cooking food at work, and PIGLET makes her worldwide debut on the podcasting stage. It's a thrilling jaunt through the human spirit. 

 

Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Twitter @ThotTopicsPod. 

 

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