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- ...AND FOUND: why'd you give the beaver a hog?
Sun is visited be three spirits. Jack has all the answers. Hurley feeds his dog. Jin drinks the water. Michael plays marco polo. Kate solves everything. Locke is a douche again. Libby makes an appearance. Ana Lucia suuuuuuuuuuuucks.
58 min - LOGAN: in the name of the Goofy, the Max & and the holy Powerline
In a movie we didn't really notice, mutants are nearly extinct. an elderly and weary and over dramatic Logan leads a quiet yet somehow violent life, But when Laura, a screeching mutant nightmare is pursued by the pieces of shit that experimented on children comes to him for help, he must literally die to get her to safety.
2 hr 41 min - EVERYBODY HATES HUGO: did you get stung by a jellyfish or do you just like piss, JFK?
Kate practices hygiene. Charlie's a brat. Sun buries the evidence. Sawyer likes water sports. Bernard ties the season together. Hurley collects a W2. Locke spills the beans. Ana Lucia suuuuuuuucks.
happy Easter.
50 min - DEADPOOL 2: the sequel to the first one (straight up stealing the tagline)
potty mouthed mutant mercenary and runner up in the gabagool lookalike contest, Wade Wilson assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues for about 5 minutes to protect a prepubescent New Zealand psychopath from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg stepson of Barbara Streisand.
2 hr 48 min - ORIENTATION: the show is officially ruined
Locke cries for 20 minutes. Hurley's hopes are immediately crushed. Kate skips a shower. Sawyer gets beat up by a girl. Jin bows with misplaced respect. Sayid works his magic. Helen doesn't handle it well. Desmond flees the scene of the crime. Jack overreacts. Ana Lucia sucks.
52 min - DEADPOOL: technical difficulties because it's always fucken something
in an effort to combat four types what i can only assume is stage 4 everything, a wisecracking mercenary submits himself to shady experiments conducted in an abandoned Costco becomes immortal yet kwispy and kweamy at the same time, and sets out to track down the dish soap who ruined his pretty boy face.
2 hr 29 min - ADRIFT: intense love making to a bag of chips
Desmond does standup. Kate fucks a chocolate bar. Jack is in episode 1. Michael is John Wick. Sawyer knows pain. Charlie and Claire show up. the Virgin Mary smuggles drugs. Locke stands firm. none of this happens in Japan.
52 min - THE WOLVERINE: an increasingly heated discussion about Famke Janssen's boobies
after avenging a non-Japanese bear who probably shits in the woods, Wolverine is willingly kidnapped by a Japanese punk-rocker and taken to Japan to meet a dying Japanese guy whose life he saved years ago in Japan. upon arriving in Japan he gets embroiled in a Japanese conspiracy involving yakuza and mutants and kimonos and Japanese sex hotels and extreme high diving in Japan. in Japan, Famke Jannsen's titties almost guest star in nightmares in Japan.
2 hr 52 min - MAN OF SCIENCE, MAN OF FAITH: advancements in wig technology (there are none)
Vincent's a bad boy. Locke gets kidnapped. Shannon hallucinates. Kate's in the second episode. Walt's on the island but also not. Hurley's not* crazy. Jack remembers. Desmond's put on a few. no one on the raft was ever heard from again...
51 min - X-MEN ORIGINS: sometimes we latch onto a joke and beat it into the ground
The early years of Jimmy Logan, featuring his rivalry with his brother Cotton Weary, more mutants than necessary for a solo film, the absolute worst iteration of Deadpool, adamantium boners and some fun with mouths.
2 hr 20 min
About Geek Accident
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Each week Robbie and Rebecca sit down with a movie and glitter the commentary track with bits of trivia, sarcastic comments, tasteless jokes, and possible heavy breathing into the microphone.