essentially being a dancing monkey on the super weird planet Sakaar, Thor must highjack an orgy plane in order return to Asgard and stop/cause Ragnarök, the destruction of his world, at the hands of the powerful and ruthless and quite sexy villain Hela. Meik guest stars.

Shannon's a nerd. Locke stirs the pot. Sun gets a medical degree. Charlie gas lights Claire. Jack throws hands. Sawyer keeps being Sawyer.

after texting while driving, an unbearably egotistical neurosurgeon goes on a wacky, tea induced journey of physical and spiritual healing, eventually making Wong laugh and calling it a win. also, he's a wizard.

Charlie blames someone else. Locke is a rehab. Jack gets buried alive. Liam steals the show. Sayid gets knocked the fuck out.

after a wildly incorrect passage of time, an annoingly evil Peter Parker tries to stop Adrian 'The Vulture' Toomes from lovingly providing for his family by selling weapons made with advanced Chitauri technology while trying to balance his life as an ordinary high school student...and not doing very well with that.

T'Challa, heir to the hidden but advanced kingdom of Wakanda, must step forward to lead his people into a new future and must confront a challenger from his country's past.

rest in peace, Chadwick. Wakanda Forever.

Jimmy Kimmel's a piece of shit. Oppenheimer explodes. no one speaks english. people bat 1000. Ryan Gosling is sex. Spider-Man gets the shaft. Emma Stone sobs. celebrities do celebrity things. Jimmy Kimmel is, and i cannot stress this enough, a walking piece of shit stained garbage.

in one of the most poorly timed releases in cinematic history, Natasha Romanoff confronts the darker parts of her ledger (the ones that we're not invested in because of how they're introduced) when a dangerous conspiracy with ties to her past (that we again don't care about) arises. we both wish this movie was better, but we got what we got, so whatever.

happy valentines day.

once again we learn that government over reach is always a fucking disaster (soapbox) when political involvement in the Avengers' world saving shenanigans causes a rift between Captain America and Iron Man, and Cap is so distraught that he buries Peggy and makes out with her granddaughter like an absolute boss. after all, that's the dream. Nick Fury is nowhere to be found.

happy birthday, sis!

Armed with an upgraded and clunky looking scuba suit with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, ya know...like an ant, cat burglar/pussy Scott Lang must embrace his inner hero and help his mentor (if you can call him that), Dr. Hank Pym, pull off a plan that will save the world. and then totally bone the love of his life (can you call her that?), Hope van Dyne.