Arsenio talks about a sign on the freeway for The Braille Institute, trying to singing along at a jazz concert, Michael Jackson wanting to buy the Elephant Man's bones, rolling joints, the unpopular McRib, people who wear sweaters around their necks, and dating pretty women vs. ugly women.

Jenny talks about her date who used coupons for dinner, a blind date who looked like a catfish, a guy who wanted to be mothered, taking care of her older husband, her strict mom, her Polish dad, and her parents being supportive of her comedy career.

Tom talks about beef jerky being gross, Grape Nuts being the hardest cereal, how cartoons influenced him, and his dad comparing baseball to ballet.

Judy plays a couple of snippets of songs on the accordion and changes the words, getting interrupted from a nap in her car, traveling down south and getting pulled over by a cop, and not wanting to go to her friend's wedding.

Dennis talks about being better as a married man, his wife's name calling, compromising and going shopping for the food that she cooks, the power of Fiber One cereal, having a baby boy who inherited his bulging eyes, the Lamaze Method, his son's first word, and not understanding how pain could be pleasurable.

Carol talks about getting divorced, not understanding why people get annulments, not having any kids, getting back into the dating game, comparing sex to choreographed dancing, having to learn a new dance when you start dating someone new, and the tough life of a gynecologist's wife.

Rita talks about her parents being overprotective, wanting kids, being uninformed growing up when it came to sexuality, the ultimatum she gave her boyfriend, how men live, and an alternative way to break up with a man.

Jonathan talks about playing pretend with his daughter, his daughter's daycare's mob ties, his forgetful grandfather, talking to his daughter about death, religion, and sex, being picked on and taking martial arts, a man who wrote a book about names, drug busts and criminals getting caught, what a construction worker would do in case of a missile strike, buying a VCR, and technology making everything easier.

Paula talks about buying a trampoline and confusing the neighbors, having a big butt and thick thighs, having naked dreams, making a dream pit stop at the donut shop, Paula's siblings all having names that start with P, and her mother's idea of nice things being Flintstone glassware.

Norm talks about what it must feel like to lose a game show, The Dating Game's weird questions, his girlfriend dropping marriage hints, being lazy, cat food commercials, going to the pet store, how he imagines training a pitbull, getting a weiner dog, and his dog's sweater.