A man tries to give a speech about Shakespeare, but a drunk audience member keeps interrupting.

Carl interviews a 2000 year old man about the secret to staying alive for so long, the origin of the word cheese, and what cavemen did instead of applauding with their hands.

Dick talks about changes in humor and entertainment, tells a joke as it was 10 years ago and if it still stands up, talks about how Tarzan used to be a role model and about the changes in music.

Bob acts out scenario as a driver instructor who's trying, unsuccessfully, to teach a woman how to drive.

Jack talks about being included on the Colgate Comedy Hour, not knowing the show was off the air because of his broken tv, and not trusting companies that have three names.

Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis-Dreyfus introduce George Carlin to open the show.

George Carlin explores the unlikely origins of stand-up comedians.

Steve accepts the award by thanking everyone he knows.

Kevin acts out what a stand up comic does while Ray explains what he's doing.

Ellen explains the award voting process.