Tom talks about his religious family, the racially diverse town he grew up in, learning new words from black kids, going to Catholic school, and having to wear hand-me-down clothes.

Milton talks about tv shows becoming more risque, tv shows showing married couples in the bedroom, and never missing an episode of his own tv show.

Before going out on stage, Marcia flirts with John Ritter; once on stage, she talks about Hollywood, playing tennis, and explains the process of how tennis balls, courts, rackets, and nets are made.

Jackie talks about sex, tough Jewish soldiers, concerts not being that important, and how ridiculous it is that being naked is considered vulgar for people, but okay for animals.

Red talks about all the people throughout history who haven't graced the theatre that he's onstage at: Grizzly Adams, Billy Carter, Phyllis Diller, Henry the 8th, Fay Wray, Moses, and Charles Lindbergh.

Jan talks about how getting marriage licenses should be harder than getting driver's licenses, getting older but still feeling young, and a doctor's suggestion for staying youthful.

Henny tells jokes about criminals, his wife, married couples, dumb people, doctor visits, and his time playing football; in between jokes, a marching band plays.

Jonathan Winters and Art Carney use a table of props to create character dialogues in a creative piece from Winters' first comedy special.

Phyllis explains the poor portrayal of women on television and describes a few important women throughout history.