Steven performs a bunch of one liner jokes from his dog to his prescription glasses.

Judy talks about traveling on Trump's plane and talking a walk.

David talks about the original comic Shakespeare.

Steve and Mel talk about Carl maybe not deserving the award

Gilbert talks about rats having sex and the movie Deliverance.

Ellen acts out a phone call to God.

Sinbad talks about why should comics get awards.

A man wants to commit suicide and his wife gives him several reasons why he shouldn't do it.

A man tries to break up with a woman for being possessive, but she won't hear anything of it.

Jackie talks about how it's hard to please everyone, President Carter laughing too much, Carter being all talk and no action, the confusing energy program, Roosevelt's way of talking, and how other presidents compare.