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Title: D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
Subtitle: The Alphabet Books
Author: Marc Richard
Narrator: David S. Dear
Format: Unabridged
Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
Language: English
Release date: 11-22-17
Publisher: Marc Richard
Genres: Fiction, Humor
Publisher's Summary:
Long ago, in a land far away, there lived a beautiful princess named Snow White.
Okay, it wasnt long ago, it was just a few minutes ago. And it wasnt far away, it was the Bad Apple Miniature Golf Course/Action Fun Park in New Jersey.
Come join your favorite characters: Snow White, the Queen, the Pepperoni Prince, and of course, the dwarves - Farty, Disorderly, Complimentary, Turkey, Sleazy, Juicy, and Smug. All the things you remember from your happiest childhood story, like talking mirrors, poison apples, magic bungee cords, zombies, and flatulence. Guaranteed to bring on that old nostalgic feeling.
Note: These audiobooks do not need to be heard in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!
Members Reviews:
Not Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarf'.
Marc Richard's take on this Disney classic kept me laughing out loud and trying to guess just where he was going next. Definitely not a kids book as this comedic horror story was not what I ever expected to have the dwarves live through. Off beat, quirky and just plain fun.
I really enjoyed D is for Dwarf
I really enjoyed D is for Dwarf. Never thought I would read a Snow White story like this one. An easy read full of laughs! Another great story, indeed!
Three Stars
Not impressed with the stories I read. I didn't read the entire book to be fair though.
there lived a beautiful princess named Snow White
Kindle Unlimited {some of the previous ones may not be}, writer isn't 'right' but I keep reading him so just saying.
Read some of them then got the 3 pack from a freebie site or day, A is for Adam B is for Bear, C is for Cookie and NOW D is for Dwarf
Long ago, in a land far away, there lived a beautiful princess named Snow White.Okay, it wasnât long ago, it was just a few minutes ago. And it wasnât far away, it was the Bad Apple Miniature Golf Course/ Action Fun Park in New Jersey. Come join your favorite characters: Snow White, the Queen, the Pepperoni Prince, and of course, the dwarfs- Farty, Disorderly, Complimentary, Turkey, Sleazy, Juicy, and Smug. All the things you remember from your happiest childhood story, like talking mirrors, poison apples, magic bungee cords, zombies, and flatulence. Guaranteed to bring on that old nostalgic feeling.
Note: These books do not need to be read in alphabetical order.
If your sense of humour fits, it's great, but...
Certainly different, this is a very twisted version of the Snow-White story, these are definitely not the cuddly, friendly dwarfs of the Disney movie. Marc Richard has a very distinct sense of humour and if yours matches his, then it is hilarious. Unfortunately mine isn't a complete match for his and so I just found it very funny in places, other bits left me cold. I was also disappointed at how short the book was, I read it in about 20 minutes.
I received a free advance copy of the book from the author and voluntarily wrote this review.