Get Home Safe

Get Home Safe

By Matt HeersemaNewsSports News
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  • Prove It

    Today is definitely a show of venting. Yes, my LA Rams are struggling but that's not what I'm most upset about. I challenge the conspiracy theorists out there to put their money where their mouth is. If you knew what was going to happen or will happen in the future, then why don't you place a bet on it? Similar to politicians with mask mandates, could it be that you actually don't believe your logic or lack thereof? Another thing I'm annoyed about is setting clocks a few minutes early. Time only changes twice a year and we live in a time management pandemic of the non-punctual. I also vent about the movement to make the violent sport of football unrecognizable and ask why are we so terrified of seeing injuries when they are simply part of the game?

    50 min
  • Immediate Urgency

    The first show of October has a wide range of topics. I open with a tragic story involving a member of the local Citrus College football team. I transition to baseball talk as the MLB Postseason gets under way this weekend. I have some opinions on the Tua injury discussion as well as the Brady/Gisele divorce speculation. There is plenty to vent about regarding the recent pitiful performance by my Los Angeles Rams in their game against the rival San Francisco 49ers. Finally, I end the show with a segment called Popular Things I Don't Like!

    1 hr 14 min
  • Smell Handsome
    Look good, smell good, feel good, play good. I often wonder if I use big words correctly. Sometimes I have to stop and look them up to make sure. Language is important and it can be used in a way to sway opinions. With Aaron Judge recently hitting his 61st homerun, I look back at the summer of 1998 and the homerun chase. I'm terrified for the upcoming 49ers/Rams game this Monday night. Do women annoy women more than men annoy women? There have never been hurricanes in Florida before this week. It takes hard work to look mediocre, but a few sprays of solid cologne can step your game up. It's important to utilize all the senses.
    58 min
  • Harmful Hateful Hurtful

    I have multiple rants today where I demand change, listening to reason, and thinking for ourselves. I make an argument that one NFL team has a truly insensitive mascot name that is appalling in 2022. President Biden has declared the pandemic is over, but for most of us it has been for quite some time. ESPN continues to show their incompetence with a story regarding BYU and Oregon from Saturday. We have all dated people we know we shouldn't have and perhaps it is the perfect analogy for the love affair involving running quarterbacks in the NFL. Happy birthday to my old man, Dave Heersema!

    1 hr
  • Unvirtuous Signaling

    I react to the first weekend of NFL games and USC's fast start. I am super fired up for the Sun Belt Conference making some huge noise with three big upsets as well. Why do certain fan bases go into hiding for six months and then pop out to run their mouths when their teams are irrelevant? I also explain why it was perfectly acceptable for Seahawk fans to boo Russell Wilson in his return to Seattle on Monday night. Other random topics include posting a flag for big cities facing crime, one group of people that annoys me, and some useful household hacks. 

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY VALERIE BYRNES!

    58 min
  • Thermostat Autonomy
    The NFL Season kicks off tonight as the defending World Champion Los Angeles Rams host the Super Bowl favorite Buffalo Bills. The Rams will unveil their championship banner before the game and then turn the page to the 2022 season. I share some quotes from my girlfriend Valerie Byrnes who has had some nice wise cracks at my football viewing habits. I am livid at California Governor Gavin Newsome who continues to be a totalitarian. When will people realize that what is said by our overlords is actually the complete opposite of what they mean? The attempt to control every aspect of our lives never ceases. I recently watched the Manti Te'o documentary on Netflix and share my unique conclusion to the story. I'm very excited for the NFL to be in full swing this Sunday, but I also offer up one of the best high school football rivalries in the San Gabriel Valley that you might want to check out on Saturday.
    59 min
  • You Know Where To Find Me

    As football is about to return at all levels, I lay out a few rules to live by for the best time of the year. It may seem like I'm only kidding, but there is plenty of truth in these policies. I give my take on finally seeing Top Gun Maverick and offer why a new show needs to step their game up. I also recently saw Operation Flagrant Foul as well as the Joe Rogan interview of Aaron Rodgers and have strong opinions on both. Every football fans needs an air fryer; it will change your game snacking forever. Finally, beware of truth being disguised as lies and vice versa.

    53 min
  • Forgiveness

    I ramble about the recent news of student loan forgiveness and how we should apply this to other areas of our lives. I also can't believe how inconsiderate and disrespectful people can be when someone is addressing a group of others. In honor of the summer coming to a close, I offer up my 10 most memorable experiences from my summers over the years. Additionally, with football season about to start, I share a list of the 10 most memorable fields I officiated on throughout my career and why each one is special. Don't miss all the upcoming coverage on the Charge To Keep podcast with the Rio Hondo Prep season kicking off tomorrow!  

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    1 hr 14 min
  • Wake Up

    After a two week hiatus, I start off our new Thursday episode format with a wide range of topics. We open with a tragic story out of Texas involving parents fighting at a nine year old football game that ended in murder. Why is this not a bigger story and why has youth sports deteriorated so much? I also ramble about pizza math, a technique for binging a list of shows, and reasons to outlaw the snooze button. Additionally, I share an experience during a hospital visit that got my blood boiling. Questions answered during the show: When does Covid end? Were those censored right the whole time? What is an "underrepresented" group? Why do women refer to their friends as "girlfriends?" How are scars way cooler than tattoos?  

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Finding Fulfillment
    August is here! We count down the final days of summer as we patiently wait for football season at all levels. How did you find your calling in life? Is it in your career or in some other form? I've found the most peace in my journey when I stopped hoping for others to bring me along instead of taking it upon myself to make the positive contributions. It's not about what others can do for you; it's about what you can do for others. We need to be productive and make money as part of growing up, but there is something to be said for the younger days where competing with your friends was all that mattered in the world. Additionally, are you a handshake guy or a fist bump guy? I have thoughts and bet you won't predict my theories. Email:
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    57 min

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Sports, Ride Share Driving, Officiating, and Current Events. As an alumnus of Rio Hondo Prep and former Minor League Baseball umpire, Matt Heersema shares random thoughts and opinions with a wide…