Get Out The House!

Well everyone, this is it, the season 3 finale! And to celebrate we watched a trulky baffling movie, our favorite kind! 1998's Urban Legend is, well, not good. But boy is it 90 minutes long! This film asks the brave question, what if Jared Leto was a good guy all along? Turns out in that world, people die. Whoops! Thanks to everyone for listening with us this year, we're so excited for Season 4 and from the GOTH Family to yours, Happy New Year!

Not all that glitters is gold, this is what the GOTHs learned discussing 1984's A Nightmare on Elm Street. This movie is a classic, but in our opinion, maybe moreso because of what it got going than this film itself necessarily. The effects and performances are grade A but...well, we'll talk about it. We'll cover everything you need to know and also of course talk about Freddy and his Looney Tune antics.

***Content Warning! As is it a major part of the story, the topic of Sexual Assault is BRIEFLY mentioned on this podcast but not dwelled upon. You don't need three guys opinions on that aspect of this, many more educated and brilliant people have written about that. Feel free to skip through that part of our pod if needed***

The GOTHs take on one of 2023's best and scariest, Talk to Me. The episode opens with a verbal threat from Zannie to Ash for making him and Nick watch this movie. Everyone in this movie got hooked on Hand. Don't do Hand! Not even once. Hand's bad for your health. Enjoy!

Our resident white person Nick Jones could not join us, so me and Zannie took the opportunity to watch the incredible cult hit Green Room without him. Why? Because the bad guys are Nazis, and the crux of the podcast is Nick defends the white characters and ya know what we just didn't want to put him in that position this week lmao this episode is incredible if we do say so ourselves, Ash and Zannie were locked in- ENJOY!

The GOTH crew takes on 2023's No One Will Save You, an unexpected late summer hit with minimal dialogue. These aliens knocked on the wrong door, this woman got that dawg in her. 

Today is Friday the 13th, 2023! And to celebrate, we're going back to Camp Crystal Lake. For us, like many of our listeners, if Halloween is Christmas then Friday the 13th is Thanksgiving and today, everybody gets a plate. Our wonderful producer Kimberly Henry introduces this re-release of one of our favorite episodes of the podcast, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wish your team had taken Jason Voorhees in the first round. Lock those doors and turn up the volume and maybe just maybe don't go camping in a place where dozens of teens have been murdered by the LeBron James of Slashers. 

The GOTHs return to tackle 2023's very whacky The Pope's Exorcist. This title barely makes sense but trust me once you you'll understand... the Vatican got shooters. And we got a Black Bishop in here, alright! We also preview our friend and artist Guthrie Galileo's new single Bonedance (streaming on all platforms now!) off his incredible upcoming EP "The Angels Will Never Wear White Again" dropping October 27th. Follow him at @guthrie_galileo!

The GOTH boys are split over 2022's sleeper hit BARBARIAN, but in the end we come together in harmony because life's too short to start a podcast with your gd boys and tell them they're wrong for not liking a movie for 2 hours...

This episode was recorded in the summer of 2020 while we were still figuring out what the heck we were doing with this podcast. The audio is not up to our usual standards, but we love the ep and wanted to share a lil behind the curtains look at our beginnings, part of the classic horror origin story if you will. Hope you enjoy!

GOTH returns to you and yours this week with a ~*powerful*~ episode on the modern horror classic The Conjuring. Nick and Zannie, who famously love horror movies, were absoltely terrfied by this film, making for a great episode. We also spend a good chunk of time discussing why all horror movies are set in New England rather than say, the south. Do you have a guess? I bet you you can guess!