Happy October! The GOTH Crew is back to review the seminal cult classic Killer Klowns from Outer Space. This movie surfaced many deep complicated feelings surrounding clowns and circuses to emerge from each of us, except for Zannie. Zannie felt nothing but contempt for this film, but you'll enjoy hearing his grievances. Get some funnel cake and let's hit the broken Ferris wheel that is this film!

Intro: Nick Jones

Outro: Pat Buono

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1977's Suspiria is a horror classic. A dreamlike nightmare where we the viewer follow our protagonist as she goes to Germany to study at a prestigious ballet school. Unfortunately, the only partner these ballerinas have is...the Devil! That was pretty good right? I felt good about it. End of episode notes- this is a great episode, crack a potion, lean back on your broomstick and enjoy the ride. 

Intro: Nick Jones

Outro: Pat Buono

Artwork: Calvin Gallion III

We're back! After a nice little break the gang gets together to talk about a movie set in Japan with an almost exclusively white cast, 2004's The Grudge! A remake of the Japanese film Ju-On, The Grudge gets a lot right and a lot wrong, we'll talk about it in detail- but one thing that does not need further explanation: Kayako was on that aaaassssss boy!!!

Intro Theme: Nick Jones

Outro Theme: Pat Buono

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Vermont's Funniest Comedian Finalist Tyler Denton joins us for this super episode centered on John Carpenter's practical horror masterclass The Thing. This movie has everything- aliens, heads that grow legs, and Kurt Russell's feathery hair in its prime. Grab a flamethrower and listen up, this episode ain't half bad. 

Intro by Nick Jones

Outro by Pat Buono 

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After a little time off we are BACK in a big big way- we're tackling 2009's eclectic reboot of Friday the 13th. This franchise introduced the world to undead slasher Jason Vorhees, and this reboot asks the question "how would this movie change if Jason was 6'9 with a 48" vertical and 3.8 40 yard dash?" Was this a good movie? No. But it was absolutely a blast to watch. 

This week Nick, Zannie, and Ash discuss why you could only make this movie with a white family, what kind of jelly is best, and just exactly how we'd react if a tree reached inside the window to pull you out of bed. 

Intro: Nick Jones

Outro: Pat Buono 

Artwork: Calvin Gallion III

NYC-Based Comedian Maddy Smith (That Time of the Week Podcast, MTV's Wild 'N Out) joins us to talk about 1997's offering to the "beautiful teens make mistakes" horror category, I Know What You Did Last Summer. Let us take you to the mountains of North Carolina for this harrowing tale- This one's for fishermen Twitter, shout out the fishermen. 

Intro: Nick Jones

Outro: Pat Buono

Cover Art: Calvin Gallion III

For our first episode in our lord's year 2021 we tackle the wonderfully cheesy 1987 vampire film The Lost Boys. Ah, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, Keifer Sutherland all on the same set...? What could go wrong? We're joined by comedian Wanjiko Eke (Limestone) while we unpack the individual traumas we each own that this movie brought to light. 

Intro: Nick Jones

Outro: Pat Buono

Artwork: Calvin Gallion III

Hi, Hello, and Happy Holidays! For our last episode of this god-forsaken year, we will be taking a look at the cult classic Italian slasher, A Bay of Blood! This movie is like if someone saw Clue and was like huh, that made way too much sense! Let me take a crack at it! And also, I'm gonna show the murders baby! B-Plot: Zannie has some interesting stances on Entomology, the man hates bugs! Can you blame him? How long can this be? Well, anyway, if you're still reading this... Last night I dreamt I went to the Manderley again...

Intro: Nick Jones

Outro: Pat Buono

Cover Art: Calvin Gallion III

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Now that October is behind us, we return this week to get on track with our bi-monthly release schedule! We're talking Clive Barker's 1987 showstopper, Hellraiser. This movie is, quite frankly, the horniest movie we've ever seen. Everyone's horny! The main characters, the villains, the demons (who are kind of separate from the bad guys I guess?) And out of all that horniness comes a movie that is legitimately terrifying. There's as thin line between pleasure and pain, let's ride it! Featuring comedian Carl Sonnefeld (Red Clay Comedy Festival)

Intro: Nick Jones

Outro: Pat Buono

Cover Art: Calvin Gallion III