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Title: The Nation's Bottom 1% Now Controls Two-Thirds of US Soda Can Wealth

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 02-10-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The nation's bottom 1% is experiencing newfound wealth.

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Title: A Local Mother Brings 4 More Shirt Options to Her Son in a Gap Dressing Room

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 02-03-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

A young man in a Gap dressing room keeps getting shirts to try on.

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Title: Local Company Introduces Take Your Daughter's Friend to Work Day

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 02-01-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] The Onion reports that a companys Take Your Daughters Friend to Work Day is a success.

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Title: An Area Man Splurges on a Visit to the Doctor

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 01-30-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] A man with a hernia decided to pamper himself and go to the doctor.

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Title: Fallen Firefighter Is Remembered as an Idiot Who Sucked at His Job

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 01-17-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] Colleagues remember a fallen brother as a doofus who didnt know basic safety precautions.

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Title: Hundreds Gather Around the Wreckage of a Local Man

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 01-16-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] Townsfolk have come to see what's left of a local man.

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Title: Area Man Is Proud He Can Still Fit into His Car from High School

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 12-29-16

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The Onion reports, the local man couldn't help feeling proud.

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Title: NASA Completes Its 52-Year Mission to Find and Kill God

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 12-28-16

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The mission took more than five decades of tireless work and brave exploration.

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Title: Area Woman Uploads All 12 Million Pictures from Her Vacation

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 12-27-16

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The area woman is overjoyed that her friends can now see images from the six-day vacation.

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Title: The Supreme Court Gathers to Watch the Baby Justices Hatch

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 12-26-16

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The justices watched it all unfold from their personal chambers.

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