Gettin' Dicey

Do a backflip. Right now. Come on, you know you wanna do it. You gotta start somewhere, you might as well do it now. Backflip right onto that like button. It'll be so cool, come on, pleeaasseee??!

Also, Ram and Rufus team up with the Terrific Duo to fight the terrifying power of a weird little freak.

So it turns out that when a god dies, there are a few... consequences. Ram is going to learn what that means today. Maybe he can convert to Catholicism now because he sure is going to confession today! Also Rufus is there, and he's doing pretty well other than the whole metal arm thing.

Well, well, well, if it isn't the end of a hiatus so long that I forgot how to write a good description (was I ever good at these? [who can say for sure?]). Higgins has mysteriously turned into an egg (don't ask), and Ram and Rufus are left to settle a blood feud the old fashioned way: using a really cool magical dueling dagger that we will completely forget about by the next combat. With his honor on the line, can Rufus win a fight with one hand deep in the gut of a Bulette? Or will Ram somehow end up outliving the rest of the party?

Happy Halloween! Team 20 takes a break from being traumatized to have a relaxing day in the office by playing Cubicles & Chief Executives.

Ram N. Ardy is James Canada, the gossiping/Tiefling Maintenance man. Rufus is Cornelius, the old head Dragonborn HR worker. Higgins Brightmoon is Martin, the HR liability Half-Orc IT guy. Last but never least, Bartholomous Crane is your DM (District Manager). Get ready for the scariest thing imaginable: working an office job.

Team 20 fights for their lives (even more than usual) as Alan Maniac displays the strength of the Void. Is all hope lost? Maybe for Ram, but the rest of the crew will probably be alright.

With the camp on high alert, Team 20 races to collect the last keys and enter the Boulder Brothers' headquarters. Vildar still has a few tricks up his sleeves. Will the party be able to reach him in time to stop his plans? This is one family reunion that you don't want to miss.

Team 20 splits the party and searches for the answer to the age old question: Can Chandler keep track of two different scenes at the same time? Rufus cooks up a plan (and a meal) while Ram and Higgins make a "stealthy" return to the jail. No one makes it out of this one clean.

Wait, I know how this sounds, but I swear it's not AS bad as you'd think. Ram and some very large bats get into a bit of a scuffle, Rufus gets the mines he has yearned for, and Higgins learns a painful lesson in empathy. Baldar is also there. He won't do much, but you already knew that, didn't you?

Team 20 makes their way to a nearby mine in style to search for Baldar's son. A plan is hatched, some hands are tied, a tour is given, and Rufus yearns for the mines. How will our bold beauties fare against the notorious Boulder Brothers?

Fresh off of some tempting offers, Team 20 finishes their deceptively simple task and enjoys the hospitality of the local villagers. Ram and Higgins hatch a plot, and Rufus finds a new mentor. Also, Ram's zodiac sign is apparently Tyrannosaurus. Don't know what that means, but that's pretty typical for Ram.