Gettin' Dicey

Volume warning on this one; he's called the Scream for a reason. Team 20 find themselves at the heart of the Scream's devious operations, but this loud man might be more than he seems. With 3 bespoke deals on the line, will our beloved heroes succumb to the temptation? Or will they dunk on him for the most outlandish possible interpretation of one small thing he says? I think we all know where this is going.

Hello, and welcome to my TED Talk. Today I will be discussing the benefits of trading all of your people skills for 200 pounds of pure muscle. You will feel as strong as 2 horses, and you will find your voice naturally shifts to a Californian accent. Who needs to convince people to like you when your pecs are speaking volumes??!

It's about time Ram got some wins under his belt, and boy howdy are there some big Ram wins in this one. Team 20 enters the Fast Traveller and meet the mysterious man who has been invading all of their dreams, and he's actually kinda chill tbh. A guy you can just vibe with really. And that's exactly what they're gonna do.

Team 20 makes their way to the peak of the Farmer's Al Manac's Tower of weather-based phenomena and discover the secret behind the void-mad wizard's spell. With that adventure under their belts, they decide to take a quick detour to a place where fearful foes await in the darkness.

Well, well, well, it appears someone's backlog wasn't as robust as they thought, huh? In this, our first ever one-shot bonus episode, some good ole country boys craft a devious scheme to get a pig into a wedding and embarrass the bride. Someone will leave this wedding more humiliated than anyone could have imagined, and I can PROMISE you that no one will see this ending coming.

On this episode of Michael Bay's Transformers: The Rise of Scorponok, Sponsored by [insert overt product placement here], we follow our intrepid heroes through cave, jungle, swamp, desert, and aww, look a cute little meadow! Will the party recover from the fact Ram summoned an entire brown bear? Will the beasts waiting around every corner show even the slightest bit of competence? It's Gettin' Dicey folks, you already know this one is gonna get wild!

It's time for a little lesson on money! Will it prove to be the root of all evil, or the thing that makes the world spin round? For Team 20, it's not much of anything, so if you want an education on how the economy works, keep on looking. If you want to find out just how complicated climbing up the side of a tower can get though, you're at the right place.

Team 20 makes their way to the town of Shimmer's Edge and gets caught up in a bit of tomfoolery with the local nobles. Can Rufus survive a deadly duel? Will Ram make it out of a combat encounter without making death saves? Is Higgins going to succumb to peer pressure and consume raw beef? I wish more of those were jokes and not actual things that are going to happen. No April Fools jokes here, just good, clean D&D podcasting folks.

Well, well, well, after a hard fought battle, our illustrious trio has found themselves at a bit of a party. Fun is had, bonds are forged, and they finally got a team name, so I don't have to come up with new titles like "illustrious trio" for them anymore. Say hello to table 20! Well, not so much a team name as it is their order in line, but these things take time. No rush or anything, it's not like they're gonna get their butts whooped again in this one. Uh oh, I think that was foreshadowing...

Didn't your momma tell you never to dilly dally in an alley? Clearly she never told Higgins, Ram N. Ardy, and Rufus because they find themselves caught in the middle of a riot over unfair taxation practices. Wait this is still a D&D podcast right??