A rare historic follow up to our previous nice weather alert, Scotty walks back a forecast of inclimate weather that thankfully did not pan out.

A relentless string of perfect weather in New York has us asking a question no climatologist has dared to ask: Why stop with ending global warming? Why not keep not burning fossil fuels until every single day of the year is perfect weather everywhere on the planet?

Tom and Scott describe how they searched Madison Square Park for a place to put a statue to honor Tom and Scott for having saved democracy with a novel voting idea that borrowed from American Idol. Much effort is made by both Tom and Scot so that the future statue does not mean fewer tables or benches in the park

The debate between Trump and Kamala Harris inspires Scott to suggest just make Kamala president. Tom offers a democracy-saving compromise: after a debate allow everyone to immediatelyvote with their phones like American Idol. Also we expressed hope that the host of the debate never has the power to pick the winner and therefore president. But saving democracy leaves us with a dilemma: where to put the statue of Tom and Scott that will surely be sculpted in honor of this democracy saving podcast. Spoiler alert: we think it should be somewhere in Madison Square Park -- but where exactly?

The end of summer? Not so fast, as Scotty proves in a stunning word symphony that by Scott's own eloquence about his and his girlfriend's late summer pleasures. But Tom vigilantly faces down an possible unintended consequence: will listeners find Scott's joyful elegy to the not yet end of summer inspirational and a vicarious delight? Or will there be envy, jealousy and bitterness?

Tom reveals (again) he is one of the 400 most most embarrassing people in North America but proudly reveals that at a recent party several extremely embarrassing things did NOT happen, including the fact that Tom did not drive his car into his friends living room, which would have been hugely awkward.

After more than 700 performances the Broadway show "Wicked" is finally criticized by Tom Saunders, who finds the tunes not "catchy" enough, but who also is joyful that no one critic, including himself, has the power to close a show.

Tom reveals he drove all the waty to Providence Rhode Island to get together with an ex-girlfriend -- and brought his fiancee along! The incredible true story of their exciting "near-cation" is told in unflinching detail but -- trigger warning -- there's an embarrassing and terrifying twist!

Tom gets together with his ex-girlfriend Margie and brings his Fiancee along for a visit to what may be America's most under-appreciated tourist destination: Rhode Island,. Days of problem-free happiness threaten to leave them with no good travel anecdotes, until a Hitchcokian nightmare caused by the need to go to the bathroom in the middle of a busy turnpike.

Horrifyingly loud, incessant and stupid music ruins a Mets baseball game for four fans. WARNING: To vividly illustrate the problem actual hideous stings recorded at Citi Field are played on this podcast, so baseball fans over age of 45 may need to leave the room.