After 40 years Tom reviews his bucket list and discovers he has accomplished everything except for one item: become the greatest international bio-comedian of all time.

Not only does Scott Blakeman's intro to this episode deserve a Pulitzer Prize but a phrase in the episode should get a special Pulitzer for outstanding sentence fragments! And a regrettable comment about the inability of restaurant guests to leave until the check is paid is walked back with blinding speed, possibly a record for quickness of mea culpa after a gaffe or "mispeaking."

"Small Towning" a new National Pastime safer than skiing or surfing is explained and discussed with a focus on one of the best small towns in the world: Saratoga, recently visited by Tom. Thus have we again scooped the New York Times, possibly by months!

Tom and Scott unveil a new beverage to compete with liquor and coffee but is way better than either: Jarboo! While the ingredients have not yet been discovered the new beverage is expected to be delicious, not habit forming and makes operating heavy machinery a breeze.

Scott goes back in time to the Borscht Belt Fest in Ellenville, where he performed and reveled in the Catskills memorabilia at the Borscht Belt Museum. And he even toasted s,mores on the campfire for the very first time!

Tom pioneers new form of heroism by watching heated, devastating congressional hearing on TV so others don't have to, a selfless act possibly deserving of the Congressional Medal of Honor.