We’ve always known that women love flowers. But we weren’t told that certain kinds and colors of flowers can be considered by some women to be “flowers for dead people”, as Tom learned first hand on Valentine’s Day. Scott suggests the store where Tom purchased the soon to be hastily discarded flowers, posts a warning notice where the chrysanthemums are displayed.

Of all the things Scott can’t do, changing a flat tire is the thing he can’t do the most. So he is in awe of Tommy’s ability to change a flat in the gravel parking lot of a college he’s never heard of.

Tom and Scott are now regulars at Friend of a Farmer, as the pandemic era requirement is just two consecutive weekly visits. And their next visit entitles them to order “the usual”. Plus, why we’re thankful there are no open mics for those who want to be the next Siegfried and Roy.

Tom yearns for the day in the very near future, when an all clear siren sounds to signify the end of the pandemic. But Scott wonders if that will lead to end of pandemic deniers.

Let Tom and Scott put YOU in the driver’s seat, as Scott hopes to emulate Tom’s transformation from fearful, inexperienced driver, to a proud owner of a Volvo XC60, who drove from Los Angeles to New York last summer.

Tom and Scott announce their commitment to end disappointment in our lifetime. And create a new 1950’s show “Choose Your Neighbor”. Plus, why we should always remove flyers for events that have already occurred.

Tom and Scott sing the praises of in person takeout food, which we experienced with joy and as a personal triumph. in between Sunday’s astounding football games. Plus, Tom’s reference to chicken parmigiana instead of milanese, sparks a preemptive admission, that forms the basis for their new speculative book, “Crisis of Credibility: The 12 minutes that changed podcasts forever”.

There’s no time like the present, except when you use your DVR to skip through commercials and less than thrilling moments of a football game, as Tom does. Scott is an old school purist who eschews the DVR, and patiently watches the game in real time, as Tom was forced to do last Sunday. Find out how he managed to deal with that trip to the present, and so much more.

Tom, and the other denizens of their bucolic Catskills hamlet, must load their often pricey vehicles with bags of garbage and recycling to deposit at the Town Dump. Scott proudly takes his bags of paper and plastics in the elevator to the recycling bins, but doesn’t shout, “I’m doing the right thing to save the planet.”

Scott and Tom have an impromptu ten minute therapy session that amazingly gives Tom an epiphany about why he doesn’t clip coupons as his Dad did. Scott reaffirms his status as “America’s Deal Finder, by talking about his long held love for “quality merchandise at drastically discounted prices.”