“Mmmm Good: Tom and Scott’s Guide to Happiness”, is the book we haven’t written yet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t plan the gala book launch event to be held at the grand New York Public Library. In fact, once we book the venue, that will give us a deadline to finish the book. Then we can plan the gala for our next unwritten book, “Things That Didn’t Happen”, which also is one of our keys to happiness.

Our podcast has been shown to have a curative, but not preventive, effect on the virus. And it’s not because Scott is a scholar on the 1918 Spanish Flu because he has read the first seven pages of The Great Influenza. Or because Tom earned a PHD through graduate home schooling. But we do hope to get the endorsement of the CDC.

Tom and Scott make the much awaited announcement that they will seek unreelection as self appointed, unelected co-Mayors of Irving Place. And they get ahead of the rumors about Tom allegedly being a no show on the street, by proving that both Tom and Scott are showing up all the time, without making a big show about it. Except for this show.

It’s a very special Getting Through This New Year’s Laughin’ Eve with Tom and Scott. In the world we have created, there were plenty of great moments for us in 2021. We have inspired ourselves, and we hope you, dear listeners, as well. Our show is a digital time capsule, an ebullient and hopeful record of an uncertain time. Where delusional ideas quickly become quite plausible. Happy and Healthy New Year!

Scott is back home from Florida, where he managed to turn a positive Covid test into a positive experience. And he’s thankful for the friendly servers who called him “Hon”, and for the warm, sunny days on the white sands of Clearwater Beach. Tom’s Christmas was a happy family tale, despite the presence of a white van mysteriously parked in front of his room at the Holiday Inn Express in Libertyville, Illinois.

We celebrate pre spring, where the beginning of winter is offset by the days getting longer and lighter. Plus, we urge the rehabilitation of the word “amateur”, as we proclaim ourselves medical amateurs. No Big Pharma for us. Plus, why trees in cold climes love this time of year. Tommy reports from Libertyville Illinois while Scott is in Clearwater Beach Florida, showing that temperature disparity doesn’t have to divide people. Will that finally net us that elusive Nobel Peace Prize?

An historic podcast as Scott reveals he tested positive for Covid on Sunday. But Tom and Scott discover that doing a podcast can definitely be an effective treatment, but they stress, cannot prevent you from getting it.

Our listeners are geniuses, and so they are members of an exclusive club, that has no initiation fee. Or dress code! Plus, although you would never know it from our upbeat disposition, not being nominated for a Nobel Prize this year was quite disappointing to us.

Life imitates art that imitates life as Tom and Scott experience the exact same scenario at brunch at Friend of a Farmer as they did the last time they were there. Plus, a rare behind the scenes look at how they choose a restaurant on the Upper West Side after a film screening.

Tom and Scott feel like the toast of the town, as they bask in the elegance and gracious service at a reception after a film screening.