Scott buys the Waterpik Flosser, and now he’ll have “healthier gums and brighter teeth in just one minute per day.” Plus, Paul Hornung,, Nellie Fox, and not gambling in AC and Vegas.

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The word “motto” is rarely used these days so naturally we decided to talk about coming up with one for our show. We can’t use someone else’s motto, although Scott loves the one Langston Hughes wrote. “Dig, and be dug in return.”

Scott buys a flat HD antenna for $10, and is transported back to the past.. And Tom and Scott agree that they would never do a joke that caused a world war, or even a regional conflict.

Tom shockingly reveals that, despite his closeness and actual conversations with his cat Oliver, he is allergic to cats. Scott wishes all of the world’s problems could be explained that way? “Global warming? Nah, it’s just allergies.”

Tom is worried about his wife’s, upcoming car journey in India, so Scott suggests she contact the Dalai Lama, who lives near her, to see if, instead of driving, she can fly with him on a fractional ownership NetJet.

Scott feels like a king who has a private chef, with his prepared dinners delivered by Cook Unity and Freshly. And Tom’s speculative history centers on how the first king was able to convince everyone to give him complete power.

Although there is nothing on their walls at their respective homes, Scott is a collector of movie one sheets, and Tom owns several framed lobby cards of obscure silent films,

We picture how much fun, free and uninhibited life will be after this is over. Like the Roaring 1920’s, the 2020’s will feature madcap dance crazes, revealing clothing, and a boundless appetite for affection and human contact. And hopefully no elbow bumps., which is like banging knees.

What if Einstein’s refrigerator invention had been manufactured in 1930.? Would that have helped the world even more than the theory of relativity?

In yet another award winning advertising campaign idea, we come up with an ad about global warming showing a man and a woman wearing waders, those heavy rubber boots that extend all the way to your chest. The headline reads, “If we don’t stop global warming, this is what everyone will wear all the time.”