On All Hallows’ Eve, we take you to Frontier Field, home of the minor league baseball team, the Rochester Red Wings, who report sightings of visitors from the beyond, and we don’t mean Syracuse.

Take a trip with us to the 1939 World’s Fair, “where the magic of today paves the way for the miracles of tomorrow.” We think everyone should have the same enthusiasm and optimism for the future as the 1939 newsreel narrator.

We are still amazed by the transcontinental telegraph, and would like to see a parade honoring its contribution to communication. Plus, we think the NFL should literally have armchair quarterbacks, who sit in their EZBoy chair, and are wheeled around by offensive linemen.

Scott celebrates the Dodgers World Series win because of their long and storied history in Brooklyn, his native land. And Tom’s speculative history reveals why Scott made a great catch at a Comic Strip Labor Day party while wearing his authentic reproduction of a 1945 Brooklyn Dodgers Jersey.

The tree monsters are back as the Santa Ana winds cause the branches next to Tom’s house to pound against the wall and scratch the sides. In tranquil, non windy New York, Scott proposes that the government provide every American in a cold climate a free heavy winter coat that makes the wearer laugh at inclement weather.

Tom mailed his ballot today, as Scott prepares to walk to his early voting location to bask in the adulation of like minded New Yorkers. Plus, why you shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth(unless you’re an equine dentist), and why myth writers had the plum job thousands of years ago, even though they had to handle hecklers, or myth busters.

We yearn for the return of the 1930’s and 1940’’s screwball comedies, which we need now more than ever. And we reminisce about models like this Bell X-5 Easy to Assemble Authentic Kit by Revell.

Tom plays recordings of his cat Oliver teaching him cat words, in an anthropological breakthrough reminiscent of the work of Jane Goodall. We discuss the do’s and don’t of having a conversation with your cat, who believes, as we do, that they are superior to us.

Inexplicably, neither the moderator or the candidates in last night’s debate, brought up the fact that Scott’s Amazon Fresh delivery went to the wrong address. But we envision a happy ending where the needy person who received it meets up with Scott and everything turns out for the best.

We come up with the idea of a coming of age movie about people in their 60’s. The next step is deciding which lavish restaurant in Cannes to have the premiere. party. Plus, speculative chemistry about possible fun uses of the gene editing device, CRISPR.