Scott reports on his magical walk alongFifth Avenue and Madison Avenue last night. Tom invents masks with LED images that waiters can use to display specials. And we introduce phrase enforcers who collect royalties from people who use expressions that other people come up with.

Scott marvels at the space age technology of the refrigerator in his new apartment, which for the first time, let’s him enjoy filtered water and crushed and cubed ice. Tom wants to have an heirloom tomato party with nothing but heirloom tomatoes, and songs about heirloom tomatoes.

Gretchen Whitmer’s sign language interpreters are celebrities themselves because of their expressive and theatrical translation. And we propose a peace plan that would end bee stings, and make them living longer.

Scott has his first live performance in seven months, and then the next day travels back to Brooklyn, and gets a haircut, even though Ali’s mask now sits on the top of his upper lip. Which leads to our latest invention, the chin bib.

Tom and Scott address their procrastination, several weeks after they originally planned to talk about it. Plus a technical glitch enables them to contrast their transparency with the lack of that by Trump’s personal physician.

Tom has a Hitchcock-like encounter at a juice bar and Scott finally watches The View. We introduce another invention, fraternal twin beds that look nothing like their standard twin sibling. And we hope The Wave, which is an unwelcome imposition at sporting events, never catches on again or leads to other traditions like standing on your seat and dancing like a ballerina

Our seven days a week production schedule cannot be stopped by sleet. And how did sleet, and not wind or fog, make it to the three things that won’t keep postal workers from completing their appointed rounds. Plus, was King Solomon the first flight attendant? And, since we’re speculative theologians, how will we juggle the anticipated lunch invitations from Princeton, Harvard and other Divinity schools?

In a very special Getting Through This After Dark edition, Scott breathlessly regales Tommy with his hot off the presses tale of the last part of his move from his childhood home in Brooklyn to Manhattan. Spoiler alert: It involves contractor bags.

Tom heroically eschews the use of his air conditioner during unusually warm and muggy LA weather. Scott comes up with two new quotations that he hopes the Bartlett family will publish. Tom suggest a book of non famous quotations. And do you have to be famous to have a famous quotation?

In this historic episode, Scott reports for the first time from the island of Manhattan. And he and Tom agree that fragile is the only word on a box that will have the desired outcome. Plus speculative history about court jesters.