Scott celebrates the Dodgers World Series win because of their long and storied history in Brooklyn, his native land. And Tom’s speculative history reveals why Scott made a great catch at a Comic Strip Labor Day party while wearing his authentic reproduction of a 1945 Brooklyn Dodgers Jersey.

The tree monsters are back as the Santa Ana winds cause the branches next to Tom’s house to pound against the wall and scratch the sides. In tranquil, non windy New York, Scott proposes that the government provide every American in a cold climate a free heavy winter coat that makes the wearer laugh at inclement weather.

Tom mailed his ballot today, as Scott prepares to walk to his early voting location to bask in the adulation of like minded New Yorkers. Plus, why you shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth(unless you’re an equine dentist), and why myth writers had the plum job thousands of years ago, even though they had to handle hecklers, or myth busters.

We yearn for the return of the 1930’s and 1940’’s screwball comedies, which we need now more than ever. And we reminisce about models like this Bell X-5 Easy to Assemble Authentic Kit by Revell.

Tom plays recordings of his cat Oliver teaching him cat words, in an anthropological breakthrough reminiscent of the work of Jane Goodall. We discuss the do’s and don’t of having a conversation with your cat, who believes, as we do, that they are superior to us.

Inexplicably, neither the moderator or the candidates in last night’s debate, brought up the fact that Scott’s Amazon Fresh delivery went to the wrong address. But we envision a happy ending where the needy person who received it meets up with Scott and everything turns out for the best.

We come up with the idea of a coming of age movie about people in their 60’s. The next step is deciding which lavish restaurant in Cannes to have the premiere. party. Plus, speculative chemistry about possible fun uses of the gene editing device, CRISPR.

Tom is the first person to be home graduate schooled, as he grants himself a doctorate in Speculative Psychology, by watching YouTube lectures from Yale, Harvard and the University of Chicago. Scott suggests a way universities can monetize these lectures, by having live commercials presented by teaching assistants.

As always, we look to the future and wonder what would go in a time capsule today. And then we realize that our show is a time capsule that can be accessed 1000 years from now. Plus, we invent a new artisanal delicacy. Fresh gum.

Since we didn’t have a party after our 200th episode, we made our 201st episode a party, by recalling past revelry. And we’ll start researching venues now for next year’s gala 500th episode party.