On our 200th episode, we provide an overview of just a fraction of the ideas, inventions, observations and speculative journalism, history and science, that elicit endorphin releasing laughter from our listeners, and high priced hyena like laughs from us, every single day.

With unflinching candor, Tom reveals he is considering cosmetic surgery. Should he move his eyes to either side of his head, in a birdlike way? And how will others react? This episode is ultimately about how we see the world and how others see us.

Scott uses a ring light for his Zoom comedy show, which leads us to an affirmation of the world’s roundness, while questioning the “four corners of the earth” expression. Plus, how to navigate the terrifying four corner stop near the Beverly Hills Hotel.. Turn around.

There are the ignorant and selfish non mask wearers, and the terrified and anxious never leave the house people, Scott and Tom have come up with a Better Way.. How to live life to the fullest, while still abiding by CDC guidelines.

Researchers say we’re undergoing a micro evolution which will result in smaller mouths and fewer teeth, including no wisdom teeth. We hope that doesn’t lower the average intelligence even more. Plus we find out we didn’t win the Nobel Prize this year, but we hope to be the entertainment for the ceremony.

We hope to hang out at Nobel Prize parties and after parties with Doudna and Carpentier, the women who won the Nobel Prize for the gene editing device, the Crispr, which is not a dating app for very tan people.

As Supreme Court confirmation hearings begin, we ask the weighty legal question, “Are fast forwarders of football games, like Tom, still considered fans?” And Scott feels guilty for not watching any NBA games this season, despite the sacrifice and courage of the players.

Scott reports on his magical walk alongFifth Avenue and Madison Avenue last night. Tom invents masks with LED images that waiters can use to display specials. And we introduce phrase enforcers who collect royalties from people who use expressions that other people come up with.

Scott marvels at the space age technology of the refrigerator in his new apartment, which for the first time, let’s him enjoy filtered water and crushed and cubed ice. Tom wants to have an heirloom tomato party with nothing but heirloom tomatoes, and songs about heirloom tomatoes.

Gretchen Whitmer’s sign language interpreters are celebrities themselves because of their expressive and theatrical translation. And we propose a peace plan that would end bee stings, and make them living longer.