In yet another award winning advertising campaign idea, we come up with an ad about global warming showing a man and a woman wearing waders, those heavy rubber boots that extend all the way to your chest. The headline reads, “If we don’t stop global warming, this is what everyone will wear all the time.”

When a live shot goes terribly wrong, like today when an MSNBC reporter uttered the two worst expletives when he didn’t realize he was on the air. Our advice to pundits and reporters is to never say a curse word when you’re miked or about to be miked, or when you’re not wearing a mic. Only say “Darn” or “Jiminy Crickett”.

Scott hopes that one day, someone will come up to him and say. “Thank you, masked man.” Because Scott has been searching for his “go to” mask for months, and after some triumphs and setbacks, he may have found what he’s looking for. And Tom is eager to find out.

Tom and Scott time travel to 1939 and 1940 on a ship of paper. Life Magazine. Where they find ads with tremendous amounts of copy that explain in great detail the virtues of products like beer, toothpaste and liver pills.

Scott reports from the Upper East and Upper West sides of Manhattan, on the celebration in the streets of Joe Biden’s victory.Tom finds no hint of celebration in the liberal enclave of the Pacific Palisades, and ponders whether he should have galloped into town, like Paul Revere. shouting “Biden has won!”

Tom and Scott resent being called “news junkies”, since that conjures up an image of a guy looking for newspapers in the recycling bin. The only thing we would like, after watching hours of election coverage is a simple thank you note from the news networks.

Scott discovers a new reasonably priced prepared dinner delivery option that makes him feel like he has a private chef. And Tom rhapsodizes about his delicious Lux coffee, whose lively aroma lingers even after he’s finished drinking.

Mail balloting leads us to a discussion about the space age technology of Informed Delivery, where the Postal Service emails an image of your mail. We propose Informed Delivery Premium, where, for a fee, the contents of your mail are sent to your inbox before you see it in your mailbox.

On this historic day, November 3, 2020, it’s a Getting Through This Special Report:on National Sandwich Day. Which Earl of Sandwich invented this food breakthrough that brings us delicious and fun pleasure , especially during this anxious times? Plus, will Tommy’s wife’s faxed overseas ballot decide the election?

Sometimes the best way to get through the present, is to travel back to the past. Whether it’s the 1953 film Little Fugitives shot in Coney Island, or a 1949 travelogue called Brooklyn, you can time travel without leaving your couch.