Museums celebrate intelligence, creativity and history, along with a complimentary coat check. Did Van Gogh ever paint a fisherman wearing waders? And why aren’t fisheries a reliable path to riches?

Tom is watching lots of college lectures on YouTube, and is well on his way to earning PHD’s in everything. Scott answers the ethical question of whether you should wear a Yale sweatshirt if you didn’t go there. The answer may surprise you.

Take a thrilling journey with us as Tom quizzes Scott about his first subway and New Jersey Transit train ride in more than four months.

Tom is invited to join The Nordy Club but Scott is not. Their journey to discover the reason takes them on a virtual tour of physical and digital clubs, like the Friars Club and AMC’s A List, and a look at the writers who were responsible for Yogi Berra’s classic sayings.

Tom encounters a mysterious grey cat who shows interest but then runs away. Scott puts on his America’s Cat Relationship Expert hat and offers a positive spin since he’s also wearing his rose colored glasses.

Fans won’t get to watch baseball in the stands, but Tom gets as close as possible by having a ballpark food dinner of hot dogs, popcorn and peanuts. And Scott introduces therapy that resolves your problems in a minute.

Tom and Scott are the self appointed, unelected, co-Mayors of Irving Place, a magical and historic five block stretch of Manhattan near Gramercy Park and Union Square. We salute our constituents even though we haven’t physically been there in four months.

YouTube offers so many actual university lectures that it can call itself UTube. We also reveal the origin of the expression School of Hard Knocks. Plus references to Jack Paar, Steve Allen, Johnny Carson and Oscar Levant.

Scott offers pundit tips on how to keep smiling even when you’re disgusted by the lies of the person you’re debating. And Tom takes another step closer towards a Nobel Prize by introducing his pioneering work in emotional math.

On a very special Not Back to School special, Tom asks Scott to put on his 12 year old kid hat and decide if he wants to go back to school. Coincidentally, Scott is already wearing his 12 year old kid hat.