Tom is invited to join The Nordy Club but Scott is not. Their journey to discover the reason takes them on a virtual tour of physical and digital clubs, like the Friars Club and AMC’s A List, and a look at the writers who were responsible for Yogi Berra’s classic sayings.

Tom encounters a mysterious grey cat who shows interest but then runs away. Scott puts on his America’s Cat Relationship Expert hat and offers a positive spin since he’s also wearing his rose colored glasses.

Fans won’t get to watch baseball in the stands, but Tom gets as close as possible by having a ballpark food dinner of hot dogs, popcorn and peanuts. And Scott introduces therapy that resolves your problems in a minute.

Tom and Scott are the self appointed, unelected, co-Mayors of Irving Place, a magical and historic five block stretch of Manhattan near Gramercy Park and Union Square. We salute our constituents even though we haven’t physically been there in four months.

YouTube offers so many actual university lectures that it can call itself UTube. We also reveal the origin of the expression School of Hard Knocks. Plus references to Jack Paar, Steve Allen, Johnny Carson and Oscar Levant.

Scott offers pundit tips on how to keep smiling even when you’re disgusted by the lies of the person you’re debating. And Tom takes another step closer towards a Nobel Prize by introducing his pioneering work in emotional math.

On a very special Not Back to School special, Tom asks Scott to put on his 12 year old kid hat and decide if he wants to go back to school. Coincidentally, Scott is already wearing his 12 year old kid hat.

An encounter with unmasked men at a Noah’s Bagels store creates anxiety for Tom, that is partially eased by the fact they had everything bagels available. As always, silver linings emerge from this incident as well.

Sunday is Fun Day as we look back at some of our more harrowing amusement park experiences. And we are thankful for one of the best perks of being an adult. No one can make us go on a scary ride anymore.

The Afternoon The Lights Went Out in Brooklyn gives Scott a new appreciation for electricity. His three hour ordeal inspires a discussion about spit takes, hitting the Abe Stark sign at Ebbets Field and winning a suit, and so much more.