One of the many reasons we like Kamala Harris is we think she would like our podcast. She likes to laugh, we like to make her laugh, what more can you ask for? Plus, how did Scott get to see a professional baseball game live?

Tom offers to get the Russian vaccine, but only on the condition that if it doesn’t work, he receives 500 acres of land in the Russian steppes. Scott won’t try a vaccine that’s only been tested on a couple of dissidents.

Remember when the suburbs were mocked for their drudgery and boredom? Now people are fleeing the cities in droves. But not us. We’ve seen the future at the 1964 World’s Fair, and we think the future of NYC is bright.

Scott predicts Gretchen Whitmer will be Biden’s VP pick, because she has the pandemic managing experience Tommy said was necessary, back in one of our early April shows Plus, what would we do without the word “thing”?

When Tom was a kid, his own homeschool was so selective that he couldn’t get in. Scott uncovers a brochure from the General Electric Progressland exhibit from the 1964 World’s Fair.

Scott is glad he got his second haircut since barber shops reopened in NYC, even though his barber wore his surgical mask just below his nostrils. Plus, Tom’s cat Oliver is the best companion to have during quarantine, even with the occasional bite.

Tom’s innocent birthday call leads to the revelation of a shocking family secret, in a groundbreaking segment that will hopefully be turned into a PBS documentary. Plus, we propose yet another invention: A place where annoying cliches are buried.

We don’t really miss restaurants because we feel like kings, or self appointed, unelected co-Mayors of Irving Place, when we eat at home, Plus, how to uncover fake ghostwriters.

Scott’s breaking news report of Tropical Storm Isaias in Brooklyn spurs Tom and Scott to go beyond talking about the weather and actually do something about it. They don’t know what they’re going to do but they invite others to figure that out.

Tom reveals he might have mis-remembered his Wexler’s Bagels story from yesterday’s show. And we sing the praises of the breakfast spots that are only open from 7 am to 2 pm. Plus, a proposal for Mount Rushmore type installations for essential workers during the pandemic.