The power of the human mind may sound like a best selling self help book, but it’s also a great chance to sound like Rod Serling when you say “mind”. Plus we salute the return of the ladies of The View.

Scott saves the life of a fly. Should he compete against the Dalai Lama in an “Enlightenment Off?” Plus, Tom suggests that he and Scott become Nobel Prize coaches to help potential nominees promote themselves.

Scott needs to produce his financial records in order to be approved for an apartment, instead of being welcomed with open arms by the leasing agent and the landlord. But in our scenario, that happy ending is the one Tom and Scott create.

It’s the start of the last unofficial weekend of the summer. Why can’t we keep summer going, which thanks to global warming, can extend into November? Plus our proposal for a 25 hour day.

Tom built a time machine that has it all. Except the mechanism to make it travel through time. And Scott advises time travelers to make a good first impression by praising the inhabitants of that time period.

We scorn those developments that are named after the property they destroyed. Like The Vitagraph apartments built on the site of the iconic Vitagraph Studios.

The ladies of The View have been on hiatus for a month, but Tom and Scott continue to do their show every single day! Plus Tom encourages Scott to reveal two anecdotes involving celebrities.

Tom races against time and a fading battery charge to complete his second self haircut And Scott decides he doesn’t want his pillow to be a foot away from the refrigerator as he searches for an apartment in Manhattan.

The New York Times will no longer publish television listings, and we recall the days of just network and local stations, and the exotic UHF channels. Plus Tom’s dishwasher is broken and he wonders how his little cylindrical pals are feeling about that.

Scott hasn’t had pizza since March, but he wishes he was at Tom’s 50’s style pizza party with his cat Oliver, Johnny Mathis on YouTube and Tom’s wife Cici on the picture phone from India.