Two months ago, Tom asked why the fashion industry wasn’t making stylish face masks.. Now it’s a booming industry which just introduced the trikini, a matching bikini and mask. We also discuss how to pronounce this brand new term.

Scott got bumped from his Newsmax appearance today. Was it jack booted thugs trying to stifle opposing points of view? Or were they just running long and he’ll be on again next week. Plus, we get nostalgic for the simpler days when we only had to contend with a pandemic.

Tom and Scott are news junkies, but they like to escape from our current reality sometimes,too. Tom’s newfound appreciation for his sleekly designed time machine, AKA IPad, takes him back to 1970 for such memorable moments as Santana live at Tanglewood, courtesy of YouTube.

Tom and Scott reflect on the mirror, as part of our continuing look at under appreciated products. And to be clear, we receive no financial support from the mirror lobbying Industry.

Tom’s barber is open for business in Los Angeles, but despite their fun conversations, Tom is uneasy about going back. Scott will have to wait at least another three weeks to get a haircut in New York, and his hair now looks the way it did in his 1976 college graduation photo.

We time travel to the 1964 World’s Fair to trace the evolution of the primitive and exorbitantly expensive black and white Picture Phone of 1964 to the basically free but annoying to some, Zoom of today.

Since Tom and Scott are still following stay at home orders in LA and Brooklyn, they think now would be the best time for elective surgery since they could recover at home when they have to stay home anyway. And they imagine a world where the scariest thing we had to worry about was poison ivy.

Tom and Scott have the cure for thinking you have something when you really don’t. Plus a look at parenting during a pandemic from the perspective of not being parents.

Why would anyone risk their life and the lives of others by practically being on top of each other at a water park? If you’re going to take a risk, at least see something memorable like an opera at The Met or a Broadway show. Thankfully theater and opera houses are closed until they are safe again, which makes them better and smarter than water parks.

Tom and Scott sing our praises for the printed newspaper, discuss the current flight of people from the cities to the suburbs, and look at Woodrow Wilson and the 1918 flu pandemic,