Domino’s Pizza algorithms know so much about us, just based on our toppings. And that’s the kind of invasion of privacy we love, because ordering comfort food is so, well, comforting, especially when Trump hints he might want to fire Fauci.

On Easter Sunday, we cling to the hope that on an empty Fifth Avenue and great boulevards throughout America, less than ten folks promenade while keeping social distance, clad in their fancy hats and stylish masks.  Watching 1970’s shows like The Midnight Special beats the pandemic blues.   And how did people pass the time hunkered down during the 1918 Spanish Flu?

Governors are the biggest stars right now, so we give credit to the good ones, and propose an awards show for the worst governors for a pandemic. And will the daily reality show of the Task Force briefings explode like a Real Housewives episode, with Fauci and Birx angrily knocking over the podium?

People aren’t smoking weed in public – because there’s no such thing as public anymore. Sad times for flashers.  And Scott’s Zoom Passover inspires Tom to talk about how he doesn’t mind not celebrating Easter because he hates ham.

It appears there is preliminary evidence that we seem to be starting to flatten the curve. Is that a record for most qualifiers in one sentence? When will we be able to return to the Cheescake Factory? And should we ever have gone there in the first place?

Andrew Cuomo has a nationally televised daily briefing with high ratings and millions of people crushing on him..  But California has done an even better job of pandemic management and is flattening the curve.  But why no daily Gavin Newsome show, so Americans get to crush on him too?

In the midst of a truly harrowing week, there actually is some positive news, which we unpack and drill down into, as well as taking off on flights of fancy..

Tom and Scott discover another reason to wear a mask when we go out. Fear of glares.   And while Californians are advised not to go to grocery stores this week, is North Dakota making shopping mandatory?

It’s a typical Sunday in New York for Scott. And in LA, Tom didn’t receive his delivery of the New York Times! Is Tom’s wife safer in India than he is in LA?   And why Scott thinks his clogged bathroom sink is actually a good thing.

As the world experiences the end of the weekend as we know it, Tom and Scott present the first Saturday edition of Getting Through This. We also discuss what we can learn from our pets and why they’ve never been happier.