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Get in faggot we're going to Arby's!

This week, the girls convene unda da sea to discuss all things sub-marine and on dry land! For starters, we cover all the new music that's come out since we last had a girly little chitchat: Kim Petras's "debut album" FEED THE BEAST, the Barbie soundtrack, and quite a few more hits and misses. And that's not all: what the fuck is going on with Nicki Minaj? We investigate.

Then, it's time for serious journalism. We talk about the Titanic excursion gone wrong and everyone's little freakout on Twitter about it; Rina Sawayama's extremely powerful and necessary words against podcasting Nazi Matty Healy; and an update on the girls' most frivolous recent purchases.

This is a REALLY thick and juicy one, so get those gobblin' holes ready for a bite!

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