I deserve all the cool stuff for MY kids in the soft play?? I asked for EXTRA cheese on this pizza??? The boyz unveil the GGU? Charley is TikTok famous?? How does Alex like his bags packed?

You gotta reach something for me at the store even tho there are some right there?? You need to close YOUR curtains because I can see into your room from far away?? Is Drake a racist?

My toddler ran in front of everyone so I get to skip the line?? My butt isn't working so you have to miss your flight?? What's going on in the world of Jesus rock? And one of us turns down a free onlyfans??

Pay me back for all my dates?? You owe me something for my puppy shower?? Are armpits or feet more pleasant for sex stuff? We eatdrinnk piebooze.

You gotta pay me for my cake that YOU baked?? All your house is belong to me?? Does anyone know where the rails went, because we can't seem to find them.

It's MY fault your son broke my car window? You gotta take this grill back because my burgers aren't JUICY enough?? Alex is detoxing cuz he's fat and Charley gets a Labubu surprise.

Annual 9/11 episode. You're taking my tips at the brekkie buffet?? You're leaving your mom on my porch so I have to watch her?? Our existence is a joke and we talk about all the hot necks right now. This description will not age well..

Gimme your lekky?? Gimme your wifi??? Shit gets hairy when the boys talk about them Labubus.

I got the whole open beach but I'ma sit next to and complain about you?? I know I'm not supposed to have a dog in here but YOU should move?? Alex beer bonged a bottle of wine in college?? Charley likes religion movies??

Kick your spouse out of the house because your parents don't tolerate their religion?? Gimme your Nintendo Switch 2?? Alex's neighbor can't even wait 2 seconds??