This week, Nintendo sends off the Switch with one of the weirdest Directs ever and we’re here to talk through the 30 percent of it that was actually interesting to us. Then, after a brainstorming session about Sabrina Carpenter and Xenoblade Chronicles, we half-heartedly predict what’s coming at the Switch 2 Direct that you probably just watched.

Timestamps

(00:20) All of our beautiful boys are back

(04:30) Sicko Direct

(25:40) Our extremely noncommittal Switch 2 predictions

(36:55) The only good games media news in the past two years

(41:00) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Xenoblade Chronicles X, Ice Cream Fever, Fringe)

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This week, Willa and Robin are playing the game everyone is playing for the first and maybe last time this year. Then, a game where you kill God, and an awards show that doesn't make you want to kill the concept of video games.

Timestamps

(00:20) Assassin’s Creed Shadows is pretty good for a AAA game

(49:20) Light spoilers for one Assassin’s Creed Shadows quest

(51:30) Attacking and dethroning God in 33 Immortals

(59:35) Sam Lake made me cry about video games at the GDC Awards

(1:07:20) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Expelled!, Deep Rock Galactic)

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IGF and GDC Awards

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This week, Willa and Robin have each played a big, anime-ass RPG, but only one turned out to be the right kind of boring.

Timestamps

(2:00) Atelier Yumia and the Bad Video Game Title

(15:40) What does it mean to remake a game?

(19:40) Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition

(43:05) Reignbreaker, briefly

(45:20) Itch wildfire relief bundle roundup

(51:25) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Eternal Strands, OMEN, riding bikes)

Mentioned this week

Suikoden I And II HD Remaster Improves The Style, But Not The Substance, Of Two Classic RPGs

Planescape Torment: Never meet other people’s heroes

Another Code: Recollection Creates a False Memory of the Past

You Can’t Buy Final Fantasy These Days*

Serre

Fuzz Dungeon

Super Lesbian Animal RPG

I don’t think I’ve walked this stretch of road before

Orb Tower

OMEN

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This week, certified Girl Mode Fave™ Emily Price joins Robin to talk about a few more Next Fest demos, 15th century Catholicism, playing soccer as a child, falling off mountains, what words to use to describe music, and why you should make a website. Check the links below for where to follow Emily!

Timestamps

(0:20) OMG it’s Emily Price!

(02:15) Next Fest chat

(5:20) Unpacking yourself from capitalism/you should start a blog

(10:45) Angeline Era

(19:00) Blue Prince

(31:00) Cairn

(38:20) Despelote

(47:30) Misericorde

(54:55) Wanderstop

(1:15:10) What else have Emily and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Under A Star Called Sun, Bitsy, a bunch of music)

Mentioned this week

Unwinnable

Emily’s website

Emily on bluesky

17776

Katie Dey

Marika Hackman

Mannequin Pussy

Julie Christmas

The Dracu-Las

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After a brief but important look into the state of milfs in Pokémon, we dive into our favorite demos from this year’s quarter’s Steam Next Fest.

Timestamps

(1:15) Talking about not talking bout Pokemon

(04:00) Next Fest 

(05:20) Skulker

(08:35) Neo Junk City

(12:20) Moves of the Diamond Hand

(13:50) Robin’s roguelike corner (As We Descend, Shuffle Tactics, Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3, Kaamos)

(19:05) Demon Tides

(22:00) Haste

(24:50) Despelote

(27:00) Wheel World

(31:20) Static Dread

(34:50) Desert Angels

(37:20) To a T

(39:45) Out and About

(44:30) Is This Seat Taken?

(47:00) Jitter

(50:20) Dolls Nest

(53:10) Children of Saturn

(57:50) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. How Do We Relationship?, Split Fiction)

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CW: Mentions of alcoholism in the Cabernet discussion (specifically from around 34:45 to 38:20)

This week we’re discussing Cabernet, a game with a lot to say about the social construction of vampires, the cyclical nature of authoritarianism, and blood play.

Editor’s note: I cut out us deciding not to discuss a game because we haven't played enough but left a few vague mentions of it in. It’s Cage of Roses, by one of our favorite VN developers, ebi-hime, so it’s probably good. I could go back and clean up the edit but who has the time?

Timestamps

(02:00) Cabernet

(13:30) More explicit story spoilers for Cabernet

(40:30) Vampyr

(47:00) Bloodlines

(54:20) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Avowed, a smorgasbord of vampire recommendations)

Mentioned this week:

Secrets of the Voice Acting Process in Cabernet

VAMPYR: A COVID-19 Pandemic Perspective

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We’ve watched the State of Play and played a bunch of games this week, so naturally we start off with an update on the 2005 Fantastic Four movie before getting to any of that.

Timestamps

(01:05) We’re a Fantastic Four podcast now

(04:00) State of Play

(08:20) The ones we’re kind of excited about

(26:05) The State of Play(ing Overwatch)

(34:40) Stories from Sol: The Gun-Dog

(39:50) Of the Devil

(44:20) Lost Records

(54:00) Possible extremely vague Lost Records spoilers

(59:10) Slightly less vague Lost Records ending spoilers

(1:02:30) End of Lost Records spoilers

(1:03:20) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Death Becomes Her, Moves of the Diamond Hand, Birds of Prey, Ted Lasso)

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This week, we spend an unbelievable amount of time talking about the Fantastic Four before remembering we’re supposed to be a video game podcast and pivoting to World of Warcraft and Final Fantasy XIV. Then, Sony said we’re not allowed to play Elden Ring, so we talk about some indies we’ve played instead.

Timestamps

(00:20) An incredibly long tangent on the Fantastic Four

(13:35) A shorter tangent on the Mets

(15:25) MMO corner with WoW and FFXIV

(30:55) Sony tells gamers to go touch grass

(35:20) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. The Roottrees Are Dead, The Mountain Is As It Always Was, Monarch)

Mentioned this week:

The Fantastic Four trailer we talk so much about

It’s weird that HERBIE is here

WoW housing news

Christine Mi on itch

Emerging from the Loam in worm girlfriend dating simulator - dotzip

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BioWare is 30 years old and collapsing (relatable amirite) so we’re talking about the legacy, decline, and doubtful future of a studio whose work we’ve both really enjoyed this week. Then, Willa has brainworms for a new anime movie and Robin has two certified sicko games to share with the class.

Timestamps

(01:45) Complaining/reminiscing about BioWare

(33:50) Two quick, less depressing shoutouts for the Video Game History Foundation and Trans Joy Jam

(39:00) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. The Colors Within, Eternal Strands, Techno Banter)

Mentioned this week:

BioWare Studio Update

Digital Archive at VGHF Library

Arimia’s blog

Trans Joy Jam 2025

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This week, we played the sequel to one of our mutual favorite RPGs, and one of our most anticipated games of the year. Listen in to hear how that went, and be wary of spoilers! Check the timestamps! Take care, love you, bye.

Timestamps

(02:00) Non-spoiler Citizen Sleeper 2 thoughts

(46:00) Citizen Sleeper 2 spoilers start here!!!

(1:26:45) Citizen Sleeper 2 spoilers end here!!!

(1:32:00) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week?

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