Why is everyone wearing a goddamn suit?! Oh. I guess it was the theme this year. Well, here we go, sluts! The first Monday in May has occurred and it's time pick apart all of the best and worst of this year's Met Gala! Although I feel confident in my saying that this has been one of the weaker years, visually speaking, that does not mean there isn't plenty to talk about. Rihanna is pregnant (again?!), Doechii needs more umbrellas, and Gayle King looks like shit. Also, Katy Perry manages to have another faux pas on the carpet without even attending the event. Listen now! <3

SABRINA CARPENTER

SIMONE BILES

ALICIA KEYS

TRACEE ELLIS ROSS

GAYLE KING

DIANA ROSS

LAURA HARRIER

ANOK YAI

HAILEY BIEBER

JODIE TURNER-SMITH

Well, Coachella has snuck up on us yet again this year! Lady Gaga attacked that desert stage like the true mother god that she is. Even though I was not in attendance, I comment on this year's music festival along with recounting the one time I was there in 2016 and saw Jared Leto scanning the crowd for groupies. I also discuss my new toe-smoking, pop queen Addison Rae in granular detail. Lindsay Lohan has a new sexy show in the works where she lies a lot. I saw John Waters do stand-up as the youngest person in the audience by thirty years. Lastly, everyone NEEDS to go see The Ugly Stepsister (2025). It is quite literally the ugly stepsister to our other favorite film The Substance (2024). Listen now! <3

It's a bird! It's a plane! NO. It's Katy Perry plummeting back to earth after being in space for 11 minutes! This week, listen to me give extensive commentary on Katy's latest record scratch moment. I also give my take on Michelle Williams' horny new show Dying For Sex. Is anyone else turned on by the movie Minions (2015)? The new Blumhouse movie Drop (2025) is a must see, and the new AJLT trailer is making me shake. When are they going to kill off the annoying kids on this godforsaken show?! Listen now! <3

Back with another episode! This week is all about loving The White Lotus season 3 finale and HATING Snow White (2025)! Well maybe not hating, but those CGI dwarves have been haunting me ever since witnessing the film in an empty AMC theatre. Heartbreak did not feel good in a place like that! Enjoy the plethora of soundbites littered throughout me monologuing on this weeks topics. Oh - and I top off the episode with a recap on my seeing Kylie Minogue's latest Tension Tour. If you do not know who Kylie Minogue is, it's time to end it (meaning your life). Enjoy! <3

Well I'm back with another episode! This time I talk about how much I absolutely LOVE our humble queen, oh I mean Duchess, Meghan Markle! Oh sorry, I mean Meghan Sussex! JK maybe I don't necessarily love her or the new Netflix show, however, I do love a fragrant bath salt! Maybe I'll try out one of her recommendations... Anyway, I hate on Meghan for a bit before I get into all the new changes going on in the fashion industry. Donatella, and Demna, and Dario - oh my! Then I touch on Lady Gaga's new album Mayhem, and how it somehow reminded me of that viral moment where she reveals she gets drunk off prop wine. As a cherry on top, I review the bombshell teaser trailer for Freakier Friday. Listen now! <3

Another harrowing week here on planet earth, or more specifically, Los Angeles. The Oscars happened! No one was punched in the face this year, but I still thoroughly enjoyed the awards show. I touch on Conan's clever dig at Karla Sofía Gascón , recap how Sean Baker's Anora (2024) made history, and of course I make some much needed Joan Rivers jokes about celebrity fashion. After wrapping up the Oscars I remember our millennial queen, Michelle Trachtenberg, as well as others that have tragically passed. And to put a happy button on the end of the episode I get into everyone's favorite show: The White Lotus. I love watching women talk shit about each other! Listen now <3

Back at it again! Well the Super Bowl sucked, Kanye (Ye?) is more unhinged than ever, his "wife" is always naked, and the Blake/Justin drama seems to be unceasing. Heaven help us! Despite all of the chaos we find solace in Gia Coppola's The Last Showgirl (2024) starring our newly chic and bare-faced mother, Pamela Anderson. The movie is good! Listen now <3

The new year is upon us! I am ready to talk about all of my favorite bullshit ad nauseam!!! Starting with the 2025 Oscar nominations and how our new favorite movie The Substance (2024) has an exciting 5 nominations, including best director and best picture. However, I also am sure to recognize that even though Emilia Pérez (2024) got 13 nominations... it sucks! I also dissect the new (kind of) erotic thriller Babygirl (2024) as well as Lily-Rose Depp's savage commitment in Nosferatu (2024). These ladies are having toe-curling orgasms left and right! Listen now <3

Merry Christmas! Nothing says "happy holidays" like a cultish, high-society orgy! Listen to me and my wild bestie, Laura Ashley Samuels, dissect the offbeat xmas classic, Eyes Wide Shut (1999). We cover every detail! From white haired bachelors, to well dressed street walkers, and Tom Cruise's lack of on-screen nudity. This Stanley Kubrick classic might not be one to rewatch with your in-laws, but it is certainly one to focus on with your horny, potential fiancé! Listen now!

Are you holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity? I sure as f**k am! Listen to my multitude of thoughts on the WICKED part 1 (2024) phenomenon that has swept the nation, and especially queer media. Speaking of queer, I also so the intensely abstract film Queer (2024). I share my thoughts on that gay film along with other new fun ones like Anora (2024) and our new favorite Lilo holiday comedy Our Little Secret (2024). How many times can I write (2024) in this summary? Who cares! Listen now!