Girlfiend & Boyfiend

Volt and Kazoo burn down an abandoned building that they were previously using the manufacture cocaine. This failed venture was not for profit, but for emotional growth. Do with that information as you will, the court date is set for the 28th.

Volt and Kazoo recreate the dark lord via the method shown in Once Upon a Time, much to the chagrin of any higher power.

This is the FINAL EPISODE before the big rebrand of our podcast. I'm also dropping the Volt's Power Plant podcast soon, which I'll be plugging at the end of future episodes.

Volt and Kazoo become members of a multi-level pyramid scheme involving selling kitchen utensils.

CONTENT WARNING: Parasite talk. Also, A Little Life (novel) is mentioned, and listing all of the content warnings here could get us flagged. Here's a link so you can prepare yourself: https://www.booktriggerwarnings.com/A_Little_Life_by_Hanya_Yanagihara

The whole episode is kinda grim, so take it piece by piece.

Volt and Kazoo make the classic mistake of attempting to order food from a web service, and the chefs are not trained - whatever that actually means. Jay is now stuck in the abyss. Things don't change too much.

Volt and Kazoo start herding people in hopes of starting a religion to become tax exempt. Jay goes to the DMV to register his 2002 Accord that he just purchased off of an Irving crackhead for $75. The car is missing the VIN and the color of the doors is not consistent with the rest of the vehicle.

Volt and Kazoo get locked inside of a massive metal box. There is no exit. There is no openings for any passage of air. Their time is limited. You could possibly send the last email message they'll ever read, so spend their dwindling time wisely.

Volt and Kazoo invest money in a pyramid scheme and get picked up by a shadow organization. Volt is turned into mulch.

Volt and Kazoo sneak into a closed convenience store and drill holes in bottom of soda cans, leaving a giant sticky mess for someone else to clean. They didn't bother to think about potentially getting caught, as they tripped a silent alarm and law enforcement gunned them down. The reason for their execution is actually entirely different. It was a parking violation.

Volt and Kazoo lose both of their life savings at a shady poker table in Houston, TX.

Volt and Kazoo travel to Scotland to steal shoes and stockpile them as a make-shift cache of weaponry to sell to the highest bidder. There have been no bids.