Volt and Kazoo talk about random topics. What? Were you expecting? It'd be weird if they weren't.

Kazoo and Volt discuss their favourite multimillionaire video game conglomerate. Kazoo's hand gets stuck in a garbage disposal after reading the All for the Game series in a week.

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Volt and Kazoo start a satellite internet company. The company shut down after two weeks of operation.

Kazoo and Volt gets mauled by seven weird dogs that came out of an otherworldly pit. That is probably good news, to be honest.

Kazoo and Volt go skydiving, but one of them has an anvil in their backpack. Volt did not survive the outing. Oops!

Kazoo and Volt beat the Discord mascot Wumpus to death with hammers. It was messing with the servers during the episode recording date. It happens.

Kazoo and Volt do what they usually do. The bathroom Volt records in is filled with a deadly carcinogen. The apartment has the worst ventilation.

UPDATE: Episodes will now be uploaded on Wednesday at 8PM Atlantic Time. Don't like that, take it up with a lawyer or something, we aren't your parents.

Volt and Kazoo play in traffic to avoid having to deal with the fact that KingCobraJFS now has had sex. Also, we talk about the current state of the education system.

Volt starts up a tax fraud office in rural Nova Scotia. Kazoo prepares to assassinate Volt from the window of the office, not by choice. A new years ends and another begins, and ultimately nothing changes - just as it should be.

(Pre-description: Sorry for the long hiatus. Kazoo's laptop broke and Volt fell into a really bad depressive spiral. We're back in action, whether you like us or not.)

Volt and Kazoo are held underwater by a strong, buff man who they both happen to owe money too. The man is also not wearing any clothing. That is actually unrelated. Turns out he's a nudist. Not sure why anybody would borrow money from somebody who can't conceal a wallet. Actually, maybe he can. I don't wanna think about it further. Happy New Year.