Sponch calls in sick, asking for Gunther's "Ding Dong Song" as his Sponch Tune. Bahastahn Rahb's computer decides to update right before the show starts so there are no drops or audio until the last 10 minutes of the show. The boys and fellow Gnards choose sides in the "Twisted Hoses" showdown between Gnards and firefighters Terry and Clayton. 69 Moose Knuckle 420 cheers Rahb up when producer things won't work. A conspiracy hypothesis emerges in which Bill Gates, Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerburg are teaming up to shut Gnar Couch down.