Chief announces the podcast's first sponsor, www.takeahikeshop.com, which leads to the boys coming up with several pitches for Mark Cuban and Shark tank, including a tire insert made of dildos and a fish sex website called Only Fins. Shreddin' Black Collar rider and Evil Bikes industrial designer Mike Giese joins the boys to talk about riding manuals, Taco Bell, wearing all black all the time, and Evil's DELTA suspension system. Sponch trades in his Five-Tens for Sperrys, and Jimmy Sniper suggests we start a Gnarcasting Couch. Chief does his best Scott Stapp impression.