Chief forgot to book a guest so the boys take questions from listeners, discussing such important MTB-related topics as storing food and water in bodily cavities, road-raging through town with giant tractors, and how to make the world a better place by lacing water supplies with ecstasy. Somehow a semi-serious conversation about SRAM vs. Shimano erupts. Sponch determines he would rather shoot himself in the head with a high-powered rifle than listen to Creed, Nickelback, Imagine Dragons, or Five Finger Death Punch, while Jimmy says he'd rather drink his own prison pocket water. Chief messes up the sponsor read for the only sponsor the show has.