Justin Willman (@justin_willman, Magic for Humans) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where everyone has to defeat the Biggest Jerk of a Hall Monitor Ever In History in order to have a surprise birthday party for Screech in Belding’s office.

Howard Kremer (@howardkremer, Dragon Boy Suede, Who Charted?) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Kelly brings her baby brother Billy (literally a baby) to high school, and her friends toss him around like a hot potato.

Howard Kremer (@howardkremer, Who Charted?, Austin Stories) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Kelly brings her baby brother Billy (literally an actual baby) to high school to pawn him off on her friends, who toss this human baby around like a hot potato.

Steve (@steveagee, The Sarah Silverman Show) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Zack breaks the school’s camcorder, so in order to get the money to buy a new one, the kids decide to trick a government official into thinking Screech is an alien for a $10k payday.
(Also, I realize now – after comparing the DVD track list and several other documents found on the Internet – that all episode listings I’ve consulted are WACK. I will now go by Netflix, and will go back and fill in the gaps and do episodes I accidentally skipped over. Sorry everyone!)

Ron Babcock (@heyron) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Zack starts yet another business, installing a 1-900 number in his bedroom and recruiting Lisa to give advice to their fellow teens. Also Kelly’s little sister falls in love with Zack in two seconds.

Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner, Regarding My Lovers, Earth to Ned) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Zack secretly takes pictures of the girls on the swim team, and some adult photographer finds out about it and just walks into Bayside to also take their pictures, no questions asked.

Jimmy Pardo (@jimmypardo, Never Not Funny) and April Richardson watch what is basically the Super Bowl of Saved by the Bell, the episode that even people unfamiliar with the show sort of know: That’s right, it’s the “I’m so excited, I’m so scared” ep, where Jessie gets addicted to pills in about five seconds.

Baron Vaughn (@baronvaughn, Grace and Frankie, MST3K) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Slater bets Zack he can’t make Screech the winner of the Miss Bayside pageant, and Jessie thinks a man becoming a beauty queen will solve sexism all over the world.

Aimee Mann (@aimeemann, songwriting genius) and April Richardson watch the episode ofo Saved by the Bell where Zack hires James the Actor to play both his father and the principal so that he can go on the ski trip, despite his failing grades; however, Derek Morris is too busy “selling computers” to listen to his son’s problems.

Darren Hanlon (@darrenhanlon) and April Richardson watch the episode of Saved by the Bell where Mr. Belding straight-up blackmails Zack into taking his niece on a date, and Jessie discriminates against a potential suitor based on his height alone.